Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!

[Boiledbeetle]

The things I do to get to the bar first!

Follow on thread from

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5207342-bluestocking-do-androids-dream-of-electric-hair

r r r r r r r remove the effing icecubes!

for the capybaras' sakes if not for mine.

It's not what they have come to expect from an onsen.

It's a shame we can't NC once we're on a thread. Next one, maybe - although that would be weird, trying to work out who's who. I fancy HarktheHer or maybe TheFirstNo.

It would indeed, glad

Just a mo...

... AI insists you're Japanese...

... there we are.

It's a version of the Lidl ice tub (get yours now, Middle of Lidl) mentioned upthread, or on another thread, or in another lifetime. It gets confusing round here, or is that just me?

Mulled DeanElderberry wine?

I have been known to lie on my side with a clove of garlic in my ear to cure ear infections.

It works as well. You need a good 20 mins for it to really get to work though.

Pressed or intact?

Bit pervy, but I'm sure there's a market for it. There is for everything else.

I've thrown some cinnamon sticks & spices in. She looks very happy now the bath is warmer.

Of course! Silly me! now where is that 'slapping forehead in theatrical display of recognition of own stupidity' emoji...

It's a very clever way for AI to get around the issue of how many legs and arms to give me and how to attach and flex them.

Hubert Parry says soz.

Brilliant!

Working your way up to the stabismic ursine.

I think I've worked out why I was in the bath in a cardigan. I had sudden-onset thrush, and needed to sit in a vinegar and water solution to kill off the fungus.

That and the holy purity, of course.

Sorry I missed this thread until now. I’ll take a seville orange vodka and tonic… what’ll you have?

Strabismic ursine? Gladly, I presume?

Hello CautiousLurker1. A bar gerbil will be round with your drinks order immediately.

Gladly Now, i think!

Like this?

My DH decided that Christmas started tonight. This is an unexpected blessing. The tree goes up on the nearest Saturday after 1 December, but we made a concession that it would go up on the 30 November this year.

Usually the tree going up is a signal that it is now a special occasion and we can indulge in alcoholic beverages. For indulgence to begin two days before December feels very decadent.

My tipple is now a beautiful Malbec.

The minister's little DD's favourite toy according to my DM

Me near he Christmas tree with Malbec.