Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?

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Previously on 'The Bluestocking':
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5198256-autumn-leaves-crackling-fires-quokkas-and-puffins-at-the-bluestocking?page=40&reply=139728736

@Chersfrozenface one, Gemini nil! Touché!

Gorgeous wood pannelled room! I love the self portrait. Such assurance, like it's perfectly normal for a woman to have a moose's head.

Such a wonderful role model for my moosebaby

I'm sorry Marie, but you and Moosebaby have got really deformed ( and possibly melded) hands. I do hope youve applied for PIP.

We're being very brave about it all😢

Have you considered contacting the Da1lyFa1l for a story on your bravery? You might get a free holiday out if it.

Moosebaby already has the required facial expression cracked. Although that might have more to do with the choice of reading matter.

Moosebaby loves looking at the Niettschee anthology before her nap. She definitely takes after her mummy Marie and not her mummy Inky, who despises all male philosophers on principle.

Is there a male philosophers tea advent calendar?

They do one which says it's men and women philosophers

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/782185904/classic-philosophers-advent-calendar-tea?clickkey=1fece9122cef3810b4a51bcb8f6dee5bbb80dcd6%3A782185904&clickksum=a596a562&ref=shophomeefeat_1

In that particular image, I'm showing Moosebaby an example of what her mummies disapprove of, before quickly moving on to the Ladybird Book of Great Women Philosophers

If there is a male philosophers tea advent calendar, it won't include Proudhon because he believed that...
proper tea is theft
I'll get my coat. Or dressing gown, it's obviously time to go and rest my brain

Oh, I thought moosebaby was disappointed because she thought it was going to be a book about Superman.

'Morning all. I'm assured by AI that these are vegetarian sausages. But in case of doubt. I'm willing to try one or two for the sisterhood.

Blueberries, broccoli and peas with fried AND coddled eggs, sausages, beans, toast and chips, washed down with a pint of foaming orange juice? What on earth did you ask for, Lark?!

So long as they're proper vegetarian ones not vegan...I've not dared try the cauldron foods ones since they changed to the latter. (Some vegan food is lovely but rarely if it's for some reason pretending to be meat).

mugs of tea and coffee, a bit early for the beer for me.

Are they peas or are they olives?

Could be olives. Because who doesn't want a pile of olives with their, um, meal?

A book of Terry Pratchett quotes has appeared on my sofa overnight (I assume from DH but he's not actually said anything). The quote "Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time" jumped out at me!

okay

Breakfast order from me: Tea (in a pot, with an accompanying milk jug). Meat ingredients, one each of ; rasher, sausage, black pudding slice, white pudding slice. Poached egg (1). Button mushrooms, lightly grilled tomato. Tea. Stewed apple. Tea. Toast, butter and marmalade. Tea.

NO BEANS or peas or lettuce-y stuff or cacti (why would they do that?) or beans or raw tomatoes or blueberries or beer or ghastly foaming orange stuff or slices of courgette or club sandwiches or tiny bowls of mystery stuff or chips or sprigs of parsley or beans or coffee or beans.

@DeanElderberry wouldnt it be easier to say what you would like 😂

Sure you wouldn't like some beans with that, Deano? 🤣

That looks suspiciously like a pot of taramasalata. And I hate to say it, but I think Lark's breakfast companion may be of the masculine persuasion.

I'll have your beans. In fact, double beans for me as I don't eat meat. And several hash browns too please.

Is the green thing between the raw broccoli and the cactus overcooked sprouts?

@FuzzyPuffling , you are very welcome to any and all baked beans (until lunchtime, when I might quite fancy a few of them, with cheese).

Looks a bit angular to be sprouts. After due consideration, I think it's stewed celery.