Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?

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Previously on 'The Bluestocking':
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5198256-autumn-leaves-crackling-fires-quokkas-and-puffins-at-the-bluestocking?page=40&reply=139728736

Sorry, who's come out in a rash? Does the AI have access to our medical notes now? It's not me. I just got a nonsensical letter from my GP surgery today, so no change there.

I love the cat on the left, thinking, 'Let me out of here! I've heard that story a hundred times, & it's still not funny.'

I love these. I want to know what happens next.

@Chersfrozenface do you have a favourite rodent? Harvest mice are adorable. Although too small to be useful round the Bluestocking I'd have thought.

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I think the AI is suffering from Trump-itis. It is making more sense than him, though.

I have to admit that I'm particularly keen on dormice, water voles, European hamsters, guinea pigs and capybaras.

European hamsters are awesome. Quite aggressive if provoked I believe.

They are definitely rodents with attitude.

OK I really need to get my eyes tested!

"I have to admit that I'm particularly keen on dormice, water voles"

was read as (I'm so sorry) I have to admit that I'm particularly keen on dominance, water...at which point my brain autofilled in the next word as sports".

I realised immediately that I must have misread, but had to enlarge the text way too much!

Definitely needs to go on my to do list!

Skilled in the martial arts too.

Squirrels are rodents, right?
It's hard to beat a red squirrel [unless of course you are a grey squirrel], not only are the cute AF but they are such good listeners, they make great therapists...
'..and how does that make you feel?'

Might I petition for a red panda on our thread please? I'm feeling very sad about poor little Roxie.

Ooh, marmottes, too.

Big fat cute furry creatures with a mean streak.

Behold, an actual red panda, not AI! Flaked out in a tree at Whipsnade several years ago.

Lovely red panda. Looks like it had a heavy night!

Talking birds

https://x.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1856647953319911752?t=2PywD4qupFuzFE9S6hUyhw&s=19

Yes lets have talking birds and a red panda for our menagerie

@Boiledbeetle or any AI buff can we have a pic of our current collection pleeeese

The environs of the Bluestocking are obviously a sanctuary for all beleaguered creatures. No loud fireworks for sure.

Hmm. Not exactly what I asked for, & Spartacus's costume seems scattered.

Well done except for Tina and Fred are missing

And Colin?

I specifically requested Colin. Who are Tina & Fred?

I tried again - I think some of the animals have started evolving.

What is the green thing right in the middle?! Looks like someone's left the cellar door open again!

Tina is the vulture, (for diversity purposes) and Fred is the horse who i got here on (bus went without me) who i have now stabled, and i forgot to mention the carabaya.

Hmm. Not exactly what I asked for, & Spartacus's costume seems scattered.

The centurion helmet really does suit the toucan though