Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?

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Previously on 'The Bluestocking':
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5198256-autumn-leaves-crackling-fires-quokkas-and-puffins-at-the-bluestocking?page=40&reply=139728736

Oh dear.

Ha ha i cannot do it so no complaints here

Reminds me of Ogden Nash:

The toucan's profile is prognathous,
Its person is a thing of bathos.
If even I can tell a toucan
I'm reasonably sure that you can.

Meanwhile in the garden of the Bluestocking...

I asked for a toucan dancing with a vulture. The AI said that was 'too vague'.😂 Come ON!

That's a super illustration. I tried to get AI to do a scene with lots of the characters we've been introducing, but it couldn't manage it. It was a bit better when I narrowed it down a bit (fourth pic) but it had quite a lot of trouble with both the toucan and the vulture in the other pictures, the vulture being largely invisible or a mashup between an eagle and a seagull

I feel oddly calmed by that first image @inkymoose it reminds me of the Highlands. I'm packing for my holiday to the bothy...

Here we have some AI thoughts on the fantastical creatures in the large garden at the Bluestocking pub. I have no idea what most of them are ...

And here is the interior, complete with unusual limbs on all sides

The first picture is pretty much how I imagined the snug, perhaps with a little more diversity of hair style and colour. The second picture, I'm assuming the fire is a virtual one because everyone seems very well wrapped up.

As for the picture of the grounds, that's some island of Dr Moreau shit. What exactly has Boiled been up to in the basement?

Thus photo was in my social media feed today. Are you on tour, Boily?

inkymoose a mashup between an eagle and a seagull.

That creature already flourishes in South London, just listen to Crystal Palace supporters chanting about it any matchday: Eag-gulls! Eag-gulls!😂

Call me old fashioned and narrow minded, but I'd be wary of consuming anything in a pub with vultures on the lookout in the back garden. In fact I'd be wary of entering it at all. Even to see the pushmi-pullyu and other monstrous beasts.

Where the fuck is the fucking bothy?

"Don't you open that Trapdoor, 'cos there's something strange inside!"

It’s behind you !!!!

Oooh "Trapdoor" - such a favourite with my family. We used to make "Chocolate Berks" , ie blobby shaped biscuits!

One of them is a pushmi-pull ewe

Can someone send one of the assistance gerbils to get me. I missed the turning and no one has noticed my smoke signals.

Did anyone else spend their childhood (part of it) worrying about the pushmi-pullyu's excretory process? How and where?

I am now!

'Ships Bothies? I see no bothies!'
Put the bleedin bins down Boily and use your compound eyes willya, we can see you and we're literally waving at you

No shit, Sherlock

For some reason I knew that was dangerous. Must have overheard some grownup medical chat. I really did worry about the poor p-ps

help has arrived

Best not to, thinking about centaurs was bad enough.