Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?

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Previously on 'The Bluestocking':
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5198256-autumn-leaves-crackling-fires-quokkas-and-puffins-at-the-bluestocking?page=40&reply=139728736

That first one does look a little uncomfortable. Very blingy though!

I met a fellow mumsnetter on my doorstep once, she was canvassing for the Conservative party! I did admit who I was and waved a copy of UTDOD at her so she could go check out how pissed the women on FWR were about things!

I was thinking about the bothys (bothies?). There's room at the side of the meadow, near the firepit, for a yurt and several large oak trees (I noticed them while walking the pigs) on the flank of Peak Woo that would hold a sizeable tree house. We could have a request stop on the funicular railway, to save walking up hill.

Gah!!! I'm trying to add a cake to my shopping delivery tomorrow morning! And it's refusing to update the payment page and has been telling me for the last three hours to try again shortly.

I'm not getting cake in my shopping tomorrow am I!

Sainsbury's, Boily? It's not talking to me either.

That's really difficult to picture OP. Could you do a diagram?

😉

Yep! At least it's not just me!

I'm glad i actually put a sensible shop in the basket the other day instead of the usual holding basket of 4 pouches of tobacco and nothing else

I'm trying to place my order for Friday. Grrrr...

It's not happening tonight! I think Sainsbury's have called it quits for the day!

https://downdetector.co.uk/status/sainsburys/
Not just us either. Bother.

This happened to me the other day. It kept crashing, I finished my order but half the stuff was missing 😭 mostly the nicer items too 😭

I have been thinking about this for a while but am worried about a pile on.

I think we are lacking in diversity. Apart from the quokkas.

So to that end I have brought in a few capybara

I'm not sure if I'm more pissed off about the cake or the fact that I've a money off coupon that I needed to stick on the order as well, which It accepted before It crashed! It better not decide next week I've already used the code!

That will be because you either get the bus or walk I presume. They are employed at the Bluestocking as car valets so you've probably not noticed them.

Admittedly they are a very very VERY recent addition to the workforce!

I didn't draw a yurt, I'm not entirely sure I know what one is. Do the capybara (is that one of the words like sheep?) know any carpentry?

FANTASTIC DIAGRAM

Why yes! Yes they do!

As do I as well of course (I've got a city and guilds which is more than can be said for the capybara they only got to BTEC level one)

However, if I ever turn up with this expression on my face do not let me near the circular saw!

Impressed you are the very eminence of diversity.

I have nominated myself as the diversity monitor.

We are missing some predators for you know equality and all of that

thought about including Tina not good looking but has there uses

In that case, don't trust the capybara with anything you value. I teach BTEC level 1 students, among others, so I know whereof I speak. 🤣

Thoughts and prayers! You're a braver woman than me! I remember us lot at BTEC level 1, we were rather feral!

Feral is a good word! I mostly teach level 3, they're almost civilised, for teenagers.

Well the seagulls were crap as security, so Tina seems better suited

I felt sorry for the poor guy who had to watch us operate the woodworking machines, he was constantly forced to suddenly start running rather quickly towards at least one idiot each lesson