Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?

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Previously on 'The Bluestocking':
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5198256-autumn-leaves-crackling-fires-quokkas-and-puffins-at-the-bluestocking?page=40&reply=139728736

Is it because things didn't go according to plan?

They pay the gerbils less than minimum wage to clean their toilets!

I'm not buying that colouring book, either.

I think so yes. And what went wrong at the start was totally outside of his expertise, hence the second surgeon that had been there, just in case something went wrong. He did a procedure in a way he'd never had to do it before and it didn't go according to plan.

But it's so cute

When my son was little he had two gerbils called Fiona and Marmalade.
They never cleaned the toilet.

I hate to say this Boily, but toilet cleaning colouring books, no matter how cute, are maybe a tad niche...

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You know you would buy it!

Yes, I probably would! And then colour it in with the most garish, psychedelic colour schemes I can imagine. 🤣

What you need Magpie is one of those pictures you make from hundreds of shiny crystals. A very Blingy Toilet.

Brrrr a bit chilly out, just mucked out Fred in his new stable. Settled in well. Have recovered from missing the bus and enjoyed my snowballs.

@Boiledbeetle have saved you a few given what you have bee through, makes my blood boil (scuse) when health care experiences are bad.

So much so am willing for a share but do not mistake this for weakness.

@FuzzyPuffling glad all is going well

Baby banned is doing well and mum is recovering well too.

Toddler banned 3rd birthday today is at centre parks with the other grandparents I bought him a Teepee they are having a job getting him out of it.

snug is lurvrly

has anyone seen Alison?

Hmmmm...not seen Alison. Has she done her pit firing and got lost in the woods. Or something?

Oh Alisooooooon....@AlisonDonut...

Not sure i would want to sit on the first one!

Ms Donut is currently doing time on the naughty step.

Oh no, sad Donut!

Cleaning a Blingy Toilet would be a very time consuming job.

She is reading the thread though! And is (checks notes) chortling at this thread and is about to make cat bowls.

@Boiledbeetle Out of curiosity how do you know this about Alison, are you mates?

Just being super nosey so wont be upset if you ignore me.

also i have wandered around most of the FWR posts and not noticed her getting cross.

Cross myself about this it feels like some amongst us keep getting injured in action. Pray she is allowed back.

We follow each other on X

I often find myself wishing I knew you lot irl. You're all such interesting, funny, kind women.

@Boiledbeetle Oh yes that makes sense send her my love please xx

@FuzzyPuffling one day fuzzy when the war has been won….

That loo full of crystals! Is that what too many Tunnocks does to your digestive system?

Hi, Alison!

(close enough)