Les Bas Bleus, The Bluestocking...

[ErrolTheDragon]

En franglais, in English .... open to all women for company, fun and fabulous artworks. Leave unwanted reality in the porch and come along in.

Drink or food?

That's very kind of you sweetie, but I think I'll just have the Baileys. That cake looks a bit flyblown.

That's supposed to be a beetle worshipping at the altar of marmite. Looks more like a cheap knock-off brand to me.

Is it inside a loaf of bread?

That hadn't occurred to me, but it makes more sense than being in a tunnel!

Of course! Just tell the gerbils which one you want & they'll get it for you.

Enjoy!

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Cute ones are also free at the bar right now.

A terrys chocolate orange will never be the same again

Sorry about that. The cake any better? Although you do seem to be drinking someone's guiness

That cake looks perfect, thanks. It's OK, I swiped the Baileys as it went past.

snuggles down on large sofa in a quiet corner

Fear them. Mwahahaha!

gulp

The one in the top right looks nice. Do you think we can be friends?

I'm not up for walking home it's too cold and wet, so I'm booked into room 13, (at least I will be first in the queue for breakfast) which for some odd reason is in a completely different wing to the other rooms. Seriously one person complains about my snoring and I'm banished to the the spooky wing

At least this room has a decent book to read!.

Do you intend to pet it or eat it?

I think it's going well

Sweet dreams Boiled. See you in the morning...I hope.

You look slightly worried there Cake!

Ah look at its cute fluffy arms!

Just spotted Boiled sneaking out to a party. Doesn't look like it's gonna end any time soon

Oh that's my identical twin Badbeetle. We share the same cat, clothes and body so I get why you may have confused us. Right must get back to the gig. Ermmmm I mean my book. I must get back to my book!

Sorry - I'm afraid that so-called party is simply a nightmare after I went a bit bilious after scoffing the whole of @Bannedontherun 's chocolate orange while no one was looking.

I think we should do a line of Easter eggs with teeth. They'd make a nice change from the usual.

Also, I fear I may be evicted for heresy because I think Marmite is rank.
Bovril, OTOH...

It's Oliver Reed and Sharon Seagull.

I would certainly buy an orange ball of chocolate with Brazil nut teeth to try! Even if it was only the once as it turned on me and ate me first!

I'm a Bovril lover as well. I have enough love to share between the two, although bovril wins when you want a cup of beef tea, marmite just doesn't work then!