Bluestocking - the second leg

[ErrolTheDragon]

The original premises are getting crowded, we need to expand.

Welcome all women, and well behaved animals.

Hmmm. May have to try if rescue devices don't turn up soon!

"HEEEEEELP!" shouted @Boiledbeetle , "I CAN'T SWIM!!!!"

But then, as if by a miracle, she flipped over onto her front & discovered she could do a very respectable 6-legged doggy paddle.

Huh! Well I never! Who knew beetles could float

She made her way to the bar as if she'd always been able to swim & then, treading water, she spoke. "You men, p!ss of out of here! This is the Bluestocking!".

I've got rid of the men, and the water levels are dropping!

That's a great pub sign, Boily.

I meant the 'Bonk Sunly' one.

Oops, my man has made the dinner. Must dash.❤

Bloody real life.

it's when the cousin shows up you need to be careful

particularly if you're a little harmless fish

All fish are 'armless.

Anyway - of course the Bluestocking will be fully functional for Sunday lunch, I think reality levels have dropped vanishingly low.

Her:"opinions are like penis's (sic)
Cool to have one but don't wave it around".

I'm going to be glad when we can go back inside, it's too cold out here tonight

Oh Boily, you look very sorry for yourself there.

Is there any dry wood? We could get a fire going.

I got left in the flooded spooky corridors FOR HOURS, yes I'm feeling rather sorry for myself.

Plus the amount of rubbish lying around as the flood water recedes is shocking. Just shocking!

wtf are you drinking iced cola rather than a hot toddy?

The electric is out in the pub!

@FuzzyPuffling - that was offensive both grammatically and feministically.

<dumps armful of wood>

I'm going to use the filling from this cushion for kindling. I think it was washed away in the flood. The cover is ruined but the stuffing is fairly dry.

Did you ask her who she knows called Penis? Some parents are so cruel.

Has it not occurred to anyone else to temporarily decamp to The Staunch Ally for warmth, refreshment and absolutely no willy-waving?

...but....but...fire! <strikes match>

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