I just keep imagining future conversations with my daughter in a few years.
"Mum, there is a man in the changing room and he keeps showing me his penis"
"No darling, it's a women's changing room, there are no men"
"But he has a penis"
"Sshhh my love, it's a 'female penis'. *whispers - We must never say 'his penis', because they may arrest us for a hate crime".
I imagine this may get deleted, but that will simply prove my point.