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Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

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ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 19:42

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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RedToothBrush · 21/12/2023 21:09

DialSquare · 21/12/2023 21:04

Well it is the season for fruitcakes.

I was thinking has she been on the Bailey's.

IcakethereforeIamInnocent · 21/12/2023 21:12

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 21/12/2023 21:08

Her dinosaur one was from Sainsbury's and she's saving it for Christmas. Mine is from Amazon and has a distinct lack of dinosaurs on the cover.

We do appear to have the same clipboard though!

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Oh okay, that checks out. My Sainsbury only had rocket ships 😥

Is it irony that Dawn doesn't seem very bright?

How many of us would fit in the Tunnocks caravan?

FuckingHellAdele · 21/12/2023 21:14

If we must wear prison clothes, can they at least be french prison clothes?

MerkinBunting · 21/12/2023 21:15

I done a diagram of how to escape. Don't tell anyone.

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DialSquare · 21/12/2023 21:16
let me love you GIF

its the ostriches we need to worry about, not the giraffes.

IcakethereforeIamInnocent · 21/12/2023 21:17

@MerkinBunting Xmas Grin

Theeyeballsinthesky · 21/12/2023 21:17

MerkinBunting · 21/12/2023 21:15

I done a diagram of how to escape. Don't tell anyone.

🤣🤣🤣

Soubriquet · 21/12/2023 21:18

I identify as a cat so I’m all good. Cats are anarchy personified

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 21/12/2023 21:18

Mumsnet: like 4chan but the members have shagged more than zero times.

https://twitter.com/JustMisogyny/status/1737914681845518358?s=19

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 21/12/2023 21:18

MerkinBunting · 21/12/2023 21:15

I done a diagram of how to escape. Don't tell anyone.

Well I've done merkin bunting!

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
DawnButlersGayGiraffe · 21/12/2023 21:20

Well I needed a name change 😀

Soubriquet · 21/12/2023 21:24

DawnButlersGayGiraffe · 21/12/2023 21:20

Well I needed a name change 😀

Grin

that’s hilarious

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 21/12/2023 21:24

https://twitter.com/ForWomenScot/status/1737924040138850621?s=19

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
Waitwhat23 · 21/12/2023 21:25

DawnButlersGayGiraffe · 21/12/2023 21:20

Well I needed a name change 😀

Rainbow Gay GIF by alimacdoodle

Love it!

Soubriquet · 21/12/2023 21:27

Does she also know that male giraffes will headbutt a female in the bladder till she wees, just so he can taste it?

hes actually tasting the hormones to see if she’s in heat

TinselAngel · 21/12/2023 21:30

I suppose if we're all in prison we'll at least get Christmas dinner cooked for us this year.

stillplentyofjunkinthetrunk · 21/12/2023 21:31

bellac11 · 21/12/2023 19:45

Did she specify the offence?

I know my grammar can be a ropey at times but I didnt think it was bad enough to get arrested

The grammar police don't scare me. The typo police on the other hand I could be in bag trouble.

LarkLane · 21/12/2023 21:32

If there are any Pedants here, you can expect a tough sentence.

rogdmum · 21/12/2023 21:32

I have to go through to Edinburgh tomorrow morning but I’m free to be arrested anytime after that. 👍👍👍

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 21/12/2023 21:34

https://twitter.com/Jebadoo2/status/1737945243801293119?s=19

"mumsnet is just bloody brilliant"

I'm inclined to agree with him!

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
FriNightBlues · 21/12/2023 21:37

I wasn’t here and I’ve got a note from my mum says so.

runs off to refresh forgery skills

DirtyDuchess · 21/12/2023 21:40

Quick, shred all the evidence!

IcakethereforeIamInnocent · 21/12/2023 21:40

LarkLane · 21/12/2023 21:32

If there are any Pedants here, you can expect a tough sentence.

Any pendants and you'll get a hanging.

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ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 21:41

I've EATEN all the evidence. I made stock with it, and tomorrow we'll have leftovers risotto.

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FriNightBlues · 21/12/2023 21:41

Has everyone deleted their WhatsApp messages?

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