Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

[ArabellaScott]

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

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tunnocks in the tunnels in case we have to hide in them for a long time??

I haven't been so scared since Gina Ford.

Good idea eyeball. If only we knew where to find boiledbeetle but they’re not here

OMG, I just checked the Met's Twitter, to see if they were mounting a large nationwide investigation, and she's done it wrong.

Dawn! You need to phone them, love! Quote tweeting them doesn't work!

<helpful>

Mumsnet, mumsnet
The Coppers are after you
Dawn's gone crazy
Over a tweet or two
They'll tie you up with wire
Inside a white Mariah
So, ignore the bell
And name change like hell
Though, fuck knows what they will do!

The gina ford days seem so tame now.

Gina Ford is fucking terrifying.

Seriously though, women talking is upsetting lots of men on x, so think on.

I didn't even know about the giraffes! 😂

I suppose she can tell by the handkerchiefs in their pockets.

Maybe half of the 6 can carry out a citizen's arrest and arrest the other 3.

Dear Dawn - I dont use twitter but I think it quite likely that if you are having a pile on there it's because you are being very, very silly. You were once quoted as saying "Growing up with four brothers I knew from a very early age that if I wanted to be heard, not only did I have to have a loud voice, I needed to make sense. Because if I didn’t, my brothers would laugh at me. " Your brothers should be in hysterics now.

Her book made me cry, i came here and everyone told me to ignore it, so i threw it out the front door.

Her book was mad, but even she didnt introduce the idea that 90% of giraffes are gay, or giraffes are 90% gay or whatever.

It's not that I'm not quaking in my affordable yet stylish boots, but if I'm going to hide from the fed it will involve full choreography.

What have you fuckers done now? Did you think thoughts or utter words?

You can all stay at my house as long as you don't mind a few animals and an overly social donkey.

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Well it is the season for fruitcakes.

And male giraffes like to wank each other but are also happy enough to get jiggy with the females so basically they are just horny.

Is that a dinosaur notepad? It's odd but @boiledbeetle has a dinosaur notepad iirc. <suspicious>

Haven't seen her anywhere tonight

Can I just check - are we the mumsnet people’s front? Or the people’s front of mumsnet?

🤔🧐

Mumsnet's Army.

Her dinosaur one was from Sainsbury's and she's saving it for Christmas. Mine is from Amazon and has a distinct lack of dinosaurs on the cover.

We do appear to have the same clipboard though!

Has to be tunnels lined with the wrappers from Tunnocks Teacakes, hidden behind a large poster of the 'yer mum's a terf' sign from LWS.