Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

[ArabellaScott]

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Excellent, did you soak the vowels overnight though? As if not I find them rather chewy!

Sighs!

Great so now I've got to install WhatsApp so that I can erase my WhatsApp. Why is life so hard?

I’m one step ahead. I don’t even have WhatsApp

She/he/they/xer/ze/eh who takes down Mumsnet rules the world.

#teamDawn

Hello Dawn!!

Here to put your two pence worth in ey? I would leg it if I were you. You aren’t well liked

As long as we're all let out after a period I'm happy, full stop.

On a more serious note though, is anyone else a bit surprised that they've had to add "knows what a giraffe is" to their list of requirements for electoral candidates?

I accidentally dropped my phone into the North Sea.

Whoops silly me.

I hope they don't interrobang me?!

Eh?

😂

I’m in Australia. Will Interpol be involved? I’m at the in-laws for Christmas. Will I need to flee? In fact, I might just flee anyway. Can’t be too careful.

@WomenShouldStillWinWomensSports don't give them ideas?

Hey Dawn! Hang on whilst I get my selfie stick set up to livestream my arrest!

Too late 🤣

Genuinely delighted to read a comment from a giraffe expert... can I get the answer that I have been frantically scanning the thread for:

HOW DO GIRAFFES WANK EACH OTHER??!

Already posted on the other thread. One for the hags among us

I think fleeing is mandatory at this juncture.

I’m in no way an expert but I’m pretty sure they use their tongues

Which of you dinosaurs has the key to the storeroom? We need to get our hoard of women's rights shifted in case there's an early morning raid.

I would move them myself, but I'm rather busy accidentally dropping all devices used to access Mumsnet in the North Sea.

Fuck sake

Honestly, can't leave you lot alone for one minute!

😂

Well...

Much obliged to you.

In my mind it could only truly count as wanking if they used hooves. Very relieved.

😂

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AHVE ATE MA PHONE