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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

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ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 19:42

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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WomenShouldStillWinWomensSports · 21/12/2023 20:18

ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 20:08

Look, we can't all wear the same disguise. The polis will just have to arrest every woman in a headscarf and dark glasses, then.

Surely this is the classic disguise for women implicated in the crime of wanting to exist in a man's world...?

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
Theeyeballsinthesky · 21/12/2023 20:19

Could we tell them we identify as innocent?

StephanieSuperpowers · 21/12/2023 20:21

Theeyeballsinthesky · 21/12/2023 20:19

Could we tell them we identify as innocent?

With that uterus? You're aving a larf.

Sureaseggs44 · 21/12/2023 20:22

The police actually should be after India willoughby. Their tweets about the case are disgusting . Using it for their own agenda and ignoring all the facts . But it is weird to see mumsnet trending .

nzborn · 21/12/2023 20:23

Nah my defence will be I'm non binary and I'll be given the I'm special get off free card.

littlbrowndog · 21/12/2023 20:26
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Loving the polis. Waiting to get captured by dawns polis

WomenShouldStillWinWomensSports · 21/12/2023 20:30

Oh no the bizzies are here!!!! I'm scared.

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
Topofthemountain · 21/12/2023 20:30

I live in the dirty north, Dawn won't want to come up here.

SenseFromThoughtDivide · 21/12/2023 20:33

The police line up might look like the first few minutes of The Usual Suspects. but I’m not sure who would be the sweary one

EasternStandard · 21/12/2023 20:33

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 21/12/2023 20:27

She also said on live TV that babies are born without a sex. I wonder if she did Biology GCSE. https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/dawn-butler-s-transgender-madness/

Labour sound really clued up

Waitwhat23 · 21/12/2023 20:35

Butler seems rather dim.

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
Helleofabore · 21/12/2023 20:36

Who the fuck knew that MN was so powerful that a thread sent people to Dawn’s twitter!

What is it? Are we six people and their socks posting stuff no one reads, or are we so bloody powerful we can send a pile on over to Twitter from FWR - the board apparently no one fucking reads?

Sounds like straws being grasped there Dawn.

IcakethereforeIamInnocent · 21/12/2023 20:36
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Just read my username👆I literally identify as innocent.

Helleofabore · 21/12/2023 20:37

Now is not the time to try to escape using a tunnel!!! Apparently that route is shut down! Musta known MNers were needing to flee.

ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 20:38

Escape plots? I'm going to need a diagram.

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bellac11 · 21/12/2023 20:38

ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 20:18

If the Met do insist on coming in can we ask them to take off their outdoor shoes?

I have those slippers on a shoe rack in the porch.

They have to put those on

littlbrowndog · 21/12/2023 20:39

What about the gay giraffes. Vipers. Gonna report you all now to the rspca

musing on the vipers now 🍸

Waitwhat23 · 21/12/2023 20:40
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The 6 of us could form a human pyramid?

Theinnocenteyeballsinthesky · 21/12/2023 20:41

Wait! There are tunnels?

LakeTiticaca · 21/12/2023 20:41

Not guilty M'lud 😁

NotTerfNorCis · 21/12/2023 20:44

This is hilarious, but not a good look for Labour! And I say this as a Labour voter.

WomenShouldStillWinWomensSports · 21/12/2023 20:44
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Dawn making a show of protesting like...

Somanyescaperoutestofindfromallthis · 21/12/2023 20:45

Theinnocenteyeballsinthesky · 21/12/2023 20:41

Wait! There are tunnels?

I read that as there are Tunnocks. I was in the kitchen searching the cupboards, it wasn’t meeeee

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