Job ad - no TERFS need apply

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Sorry if there's already a thread - apparently this nightmarish-sounding company offering a hellish-sounding job don't want the likes of FWR posters to apply. Also they don't seem to understand discrimination law.

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I bet she’d take 20k of a ‘TERF’s money if one of us was stupid enough to pay her for ‘life coaching’ we aren’t

I read all that guff but still don't have much idea what they actually do?

Give me strength! Looking forward to the tribunal cases though...

I gave up the will to live halfway through reading this bollocks as I hadn't the faintest idea what it was about. (Apart from terfs not being able to apply for whatever it was.)

I wonder how many women applied made up stuff and a non existent email. It even asked for your star sign!

Star sign 😂

Shall we all apply
really really long CV

You can just picture the people who work here, can’t you?

Not just your common or garden star sign @FrancescaContini , oh no, it's your rising sign.
If you don't understand the distinction and its significance then you are demonstrably unsuited for this amazing opportunity.
Yours,
BOW
Cancer, moon in gemini, leo rising
Pronouns: no thank you

🎶 This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius... 🎵

Having to do Maisie's 'personal admin' would put me off!

That would be funny .

Two applications from some Insta kids who believe ‘the universe is delivering’ but secretly DO want to be paid to Fanny about on Instagram all day entrepreneurs.

Fifty applications from gender critical women who have actual employment histories and have actual periods

Are they looking for a particular star sign?

Is that discriminatory?

Hold on. 20k to work on a 1:1 basis for 6 months and she still gets to decide if 'we' move forward with the application. Wahahahahahaha

I wouldn't want to waste my time on this lot, but I'm old school

Probably the 13th sign. I've forgotten what it's called but it reminds me of spiders for some reason. Its super mystical because nobody will know about it except the chosen few.

Something about this job advert is giving 'substandard HR department'.

Everyone knows TERFs and Scorpios are bitches

So a bullshit con artist then?

I am amazed there is no mention of the scientific merits of homeopathy tbh.

Gosh, that's optimistic, I sincerely doubt there is an HR department at all.

OMG, this job was absolutely made for me!! My rising sign is Ophiuchus, which doesn't even officially exist to most bigots, so I am VERY MUCH not like the other "girls"!!

I am so gonna sue if she discriminates against me for being a turf. 🙄

Also, I self-ID as earning $200,000 US a month - sorry, I don't take £; unstable exchange rate - and I only work 3 hours a month, soooooo there's a teensy weensy adjustment needed to the contract, Maisie - there's a dear!

I’m very confused by all this.

Who is Beks?

30 hours a month but needs to work every weekday and some weekends. Is this just an hour a day?

What does she DO? Coach women through having periods?

You love the idea of receiving voice notes from Bek and Maisie with ideas, tasks they’ve thought of, and any questions they have. 😷

You can manage your own mind, have low drama, and take responsibility for how you show up to work.

and

We are a close team and we bring our whole selves to work, knowing that when we do that, we are better able to support each other and work as a team.

Translation: You can bring your whole self as long as you don't bring negative energy. You'll be too busy dealing with yours to have your own.

I spend a lot of time talking to women about their periods. Missed ones, heavy ones, painful ones and ones that happen after the menopause. And I am qualified to know whether there’s a problem or not.

Clearly missed a trick in charging £20,000 for it though….

£769.23 per session! 😀

Pish and Beks!