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Mass exodus in Green Party which prompted a name change due to both their misery and advocate for decriminalisation of prostitution shall now be known as the Blue Party.
Nevermind, they were assholes like us anyway - said The Brown Party.
"More chance of us winning now they have gone to seed"
said the Orange Party.
"You are all racist" said The White Party.
And they all lived happily ever after!