Have mumsnet hq seen this?

[PutYourShirtOnMartin]

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Put it away, sonny, there’s a dear. Nobody wants to see that.

Someone called 😉

Just a heads up that we may need to repel boarders armed with Hentai porn.

Nothing we haven't seen before

Surprisingly, this is one of the funniest threads I've enjoyed on FWR, among some stiff competition.

Smelling salts are just the thing for a Friday night. Yes, a bit ammonia-ish, like intensely strong Vicks. Makes your eyes water.

Okie dokie I have my red button finger at the ready. Will make sure I do finger excercises every evening before coming on duty to limber up.

As a note to everyone else please if you do see anything that is not right after MNHQ has gone home can you please post a link to thread and the name of the poster or any pertinent details on the Night Watch thread

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Ta very muchly Danke shön

I shouldn't need to say but just in case anyone has forgotten, precautionary corset loosening is standard protocol in these circumstances. Recourse to fainting couches permitted only in an emergency and not as a consequence of reckless disregard for health and safety.

Permission to not sleep in my corset tonight?

Tinsel Granted as you should be lying down so that seems safe enough. You should not view MN whilst you are standing before you have been laced back into it. Not too tightly remember.

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what's all this then?!

Trigger finger at the ready

All quiet on the Mumsnet front.

Aww. Please don't say they're all mouth and no trousers.

For crying out loud don't encourage these people not to keep their trousers on!!

I'm so glad MN is here in the middle of the night while I enjoy the cis privilege of period cramps so intense I can't sleep.

As a note to everyone else please if you do see anything that is not right after MNHQ has gone home can you please post a link to thread and the name of the poster or any pertinent details on the Night Watch thread

See it. Say it. Sort it.

Or if smelling salts:
See it. Say it. Snort it.

Sniff it, rather.

I have tightly laced my stays and secreted a small phial of sal volatile in my reticule.

The reticule is leopard print, natch.

Trans porn is not real porn. It just identifies as porn. Fact

Trans porn is not real porn. It just identifies as porn. Fact

Ringing West Yorkshire Police now to report you. Expect a visit within the hour, you bigot 😂

I ran out of sal volatile. I'm reduced to the pound shop version: an ancient can of Ralgex.

Zoflora is an acceptable substitute Lang

@HebeMumsnet it's not shocked and appalled you should be going for. More "thank goodness you've shown us the right way to women, we are not worthy". Genuflecting is suggested mandatory.

But what scent of Zoflora? Is Lemon Zest suitably feminine and ammoniaish or should I dash down to the shops and see if I can find Clean Linen?

Absolutely hilarious that someone thinks the right response to women not wanting transwoman in their spaces is to threaten women with exactly what they fear 😂

With every day that passes women are being proven right, as the mask slips

Michelleoftheresistance lavender will do in an emergency.