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Have mumsnet hq seen this?

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PutYourShirtOnMartin · 07/06/2019 14:25

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HebeMumsnet · 07/06/2019 19:37

Thanks for the heads up, OP. We'll get ready to look suitably shocked and pearl clutchy and hover one finger over the ban button.

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HebeMumsnet · 08/06/2019 18:12

We released the vipers into the grounds at 11pm. Looks like they saw any troublemakers off... That and BOW's pentangle.

I'm consumed with the need to know what the set up is at MNHQ. Is it all very techy and efficient like mission control and is there a countdown prior to the ban button being pressed or is there a lone MNHQ villain with a white cat, hidden down in the basement, enjoying their job as ban button pusher whilst manically laughing.

And TurboTeddy: Very much more like your second imagining there...

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HebeMumsnet · 08/06/2019 18:23

Was completely serious about the cat hair @boatyardblues, but thank you! The cat hair struggle is real. (I actually think Justine only gave me the job because I already had the white cat. Made good business sense, I guess...)

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HebeMumsnet · 08/06/2019 19:47

It's not actually a button. It's a pull chain.

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HebeMumsnet · 08/06/2019 20:37

Neither. We give a sharp yank on the chain, a toilet flush sounds, and a hatch opens beneath their feet, which drops them into a chute and slides them straight into Netmums.

(Just kidding. They get slid into the MNHQ basement where they live out their days repeatedly having to ask Gordon Brown which biscuit is his favourite, and all with only one roast chicken to survive on for the rest of eternity).

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HebeMumsnet · 08/06/2019 20:47

Iz Hebez cat posting now, ladz. All your four-day chickinz are belong to me.

(Not touched a drop, birdsdestiny)

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