Have mumsnet hq seen this?

[PutYourShirtOnMartin]

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Don’t you have to be a member for a while before you can post photos? Maybe they are on here now trying to bide their time on Archers threads and parking wars.
Or were they going to post them as links, a la the random pics of Terry Wogan’s Cock that we all used to post?

. You have been drinking whilst in charge of the cat haven't you hebe.

Iz Hebez cat posting now, ladz. All your four-day chickinz are belong to me.

(Not touched a drop, birdsdestiny)

HebeMumsnet
I'm so happy to hear it's the second option. Clearly you are far too cool to have your feathers ruffled by a bit of porn but when the apocalypse hits you will obviously utter the phrase "ah transporn, we've been expecting you" but now we need to talk voices. Will you go for a traditional Blofeld (bit predictable IMHO) or try to shake things up a bit?

I hope you don't mind but I have given it some thought and have concluded that the Queen would deliver the line rather well, more contempt than menace iyswim. I did experiment with Alan Carr and Nigella Lawson but as I'm sure you can appreciate it sounds far too salacious, as if they'd relished the prospect of girl dick, which is clearly not what we're aiming for here. Apologies if I've been presumptuous.

You've got a great sense of humour.