Brilliant, Womanpeople.
To the tune of Jolene, by Dolly Parton:
Justine, Justine, Justine, Justine
I'm begging of you please don't call me 'man'
Justine, Justine, Justine, Justine,
Please don't do it just because you can
Your status is beyond compare
With debate allowed where none will dare
Talk of facts and logic is so mean
Your site is worse than Nuremberg
Your language is emoji-TERF
And I cannot compete with you, Justine
Justine, Justine, Justine, Justine
I'm begging of you please don't call me 'man'
Justine, Justine, Justine, Justine,
Please don't do it just because you can