I reckon they barely read theads.
To be fair, that's true of lots of MN posters - a good 70% of AIBU threads are people demanding the OP does things they've said five pages back that they've done.
Talking of AIBU, have Eve and the Monitors (the world's worst indy band? Like a z-grade knock-off of Florence and the Machine but with a reedy voice and even more incoherently self-absorbed, hyperbolic lyrics) ever been there? Because you only need to have spent five minutes there any time in the last decade to see that the 'MN just used to be harmless mumsies talking about nice mumsie things' argument is delusional bollocks. God help you if you've ever wanted to discuss toilet brushes, or how often you change your towels or sheets, or what the main evening meal is called. Expressing a wedding-related opinion on AIBU - pretty much any wedding-related opinion - is much more likely to expose you to a threat of literal violence than anything on this bit of the site. But then that rather spoils their nice, neat narrative, doesn't it?