Badley Fuckitt Welcomes Careful Drivers

[boatyardblues]

That's where I want to live right now. Home of the Bluestocking pub and the Shady Pines, the favoured retirement home of gin-swilling, cantankerous elderly gender crit feminists. It's like that village in the Dales which dodged the bubonic plague and is a haven from PoMo fuckwittery. Anyone else in?

I like the sound of Frigg in the Marsh.

I'm all in for the portal, the shop, Shady Pines, the works.

Just Brigadoon me when necessary.

There are a lot of posters in Badley Fuckett who are sadly no longer with us

A toast to fallen sisters!

Also, will someone please check on the children on the bouncy castle, we put them in there in 2018, and I’m not sure if anyone’s checked in on them since 😱

There are a lot of posters in Badley Fuckett who are sadly no longer with us

With any luck, they are safely settled in Badley Fuckett propping up the bar at the Bluestocking’s sister establishment, The Airy Bloomers. I just know the fierce women of BF have a wild swimming club. I’d be there in a flash if I wasn’t grounded by domestic ties here in the real world.

I was trying to remember the name of this idyllic retreat. I shall pour myself a drink and reminisce.

@JohnGalt

Can I come in?

I think you need a string quartet playing Boccherini in the teashop. I can play the violin and cello but not at the same time.

I'm sure you could if you tried hard enough. Badley Fuckitt is no place for the lazy or weakwilled.

I haven't RTFT but has anyone opened a haberdashery shop yet? "A quarter yard of purple ribbon, please." I could do that.

@ifIwerenotanandroid

I haven't RTFT but has anyone opened a haberdashery shop yet? "A quarter yard of purple ribbon, please." I could do that.

We emphatically need a Hateful Haberdashery shop full of ribbons, yarns, crochet hooks, with a space for Jess De Wahls to teach embroidery and Leeds Spinners to teach craftivism.

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**JohnGalt
Can I come in?

I think you need a string quartet playing Boccherini in the teashop. I can play the violin and cello but not at the same time.
I'm sure you could if you tried hard enough. Badley Fuckitt is no place for the lazy or weakwilled.*

Some members of the orchestra are a bit competitive but it raises the standard overall.

Bit pissed (been in the ranters & swearers corner of the Bluestocking) so I realise this might be a BF mirage but if not let joy be unbounded!

What are the careful drivers driving? I’m driving my herd of sheep along a drove road in the area. Is there somewhere suitable I can park them?

There’s a sheepfold next to the electric charging point, the horse hitching post and the buggy store at the Bluestocking, Prion.

Personally, I’m driving a clown car with one of those massive comedy horns.

The way things are going it seems we need lanes to drive camels…

I'm pottering round in a tricycle in the hope that I'll end up with hawsers for muscles in my legs.

Stewart Lee's comedy vehicle 🤣🤣🤣 I'll bet he's GC and been barred from making new programmes boatyard