Who shall we pick for breeding stock come The Revolution?

[DJLippy]

When we do actually achieve our stated aim as the overthrow of women from male domination who will we allow to procreate?

Because, I really don't think we'll need all these men anymore. They invented them sex robots so we can just get them to do the dirty jobs like opening jars. We will need to keep a few around, for the perpetuation of the human race and that.

I like Tom Hardy and he looks ever so fetching in a Muzzle.

We might need some more brains though I would of suggested Stephen Fry but it appears he is a massive bell-end.

What characteristics are we looking to breed into the race in our post-man feminist cult (I mean Utopia!)

Hmmm....taking this thread in the lighthearted manner in which I perceive it to be.

Funny men. Russell Howard, Ricky Gervais, Josh Widdicome. May not be lookers but highly intelligent, feminist, hilarious in their respective styles.

I’m calling dibs on Jason Momoa.

Jason Momoa as first choice, Bruce Willis as second we won't need anyone else

Hahaha! I'll play!
Let's see. Most obvious would be my boyfriend. He firmly believes that 99.9% of all men are a waste of oxygen and loves that I'm a radfem. He wants men to be overthrown and is active in helping me with my feministing.

Has also very fluffy. His hair is like that of a baby owl, very therapeutic. But seeing as we might have to share him, maybe not.

The man who played the king of France in the musketeers. Him with the smile!

Also all the musketeers from that series.

Also Matt Smith and David Tennant.... oooh

has a funny turn and has a sit down

Good looks.

Not much brains really. They shouldn't be allowed to work unless it's something boring like bricklaying. Most of them should just be at home cleaning or sitting around missing their wives.

Just something nice to look at.

Hopefully we can instigate a nice intense culture of body shaming so they all spend hours at the gym getting really buff

I reckon Ben Affleck. Beefy and a bit dense. Perfect

I'm still voting for Keanu.

(Why do we need them to have brains? I'm going for visually appealing plus amiable personality plus can lift stuff that's too heavy for me/reach the high shelves.)

Forgot to attach a pic how silly

Can I have Idris Elba and Tom Hardy, I'll keep em in the attic and treat em nice?

Oh yeah, my husband... I’ll keep him!

I suspect there’s room in the feminist Utopia for Viggo Mortensen. And John Boyega. And Idris Elba. And Riz Ahmed.

We have to pick Graham Linehan obviously. I propose we give him a special ornamented cage and fresh straw every week. Maybe he can be the king of all the other men?

I mean, we need more than one or two, or it'll be like that scene from Futurama...

Wouldn't want them to get tired.

Tom Hardy is mine Lisa! Stop being greedy you can't have two, quit hogging all the penises (I mean resources!)

I do kind of love The Rock and John Legend....

Keanu and Viggo mortensen also get my vote

Oh and idris.....

What's the deal with Idris? I'm sorry I just don't get it.

I would prefer Keanu but Viggo is also acceptable, and Momoa is oddly appealing for such a muscly bloke.

(Cue angry MRAs all "See, they all want the same men! Hypergamy!)

Tom Hardy otoh you're welcome to my share of. No votes for Hiddleston yet? He looked quite nice with his kit off in High Rise.

I think we are getting distracted by looks again ladies. We need skills not the best liars (which is all actors are when you think about it.)

How about Pharrell Williams? He's dead mutli-facted and he also has an adorable face. I'd like a baby with that face.

Nah, I want looks. Between us we already have all the skills we need other than heavy lifting.

(Gleefully lowers tone of forum.)

Keanu is a decent human so he’s my first vote.
Mamoa as he seems lovely and very fit.
Rio Ferdinand also comes across as a great human and sporty.
And now I’m struggling

we need to make sure we get enough for viable genetic diversity. This will obviously be a problem. My son is going to be worth his weight in gold, obviously, in around 15 years.

What do we do with our sons?

Dibs on Ewan Mcgregor.

I'll take care of Liev Schrieber
Beefy and handy and oh my god those little jowly cheeks......

And out of the goodness of my heart, Daniel Craig in his blue trunks.

Jacob Reese mogg is one sexy bastard and we are all well aware that his plumbing works. Nothing like a weedy antiabortionist to get the juices flowing am I right gals?

I think we need to have a reserve where decent men like Graham Linehan can run free.