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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Who shall we pick for breeding stock come The Revolution?

114 replies

DJLippy · 18/09/2018 19:31

When we do actually achieve our stated aim as the overthrow of women from male domination who will we allow to procreate?

Because, I really don't think we'll need all these men anymore. They invented them sex robots so we can just get them to do the dirty jobs like opening jars. We will need to keep a few around, for the perpetuation of the human race and that.

I like Tom Hardy and he looks ever so fetching in a Muzzle.

We might need some more brains though I would of suggested Stephen Fry but it appears he is a massive bell-end.

What characteristics are we looking to breed into the race in our post-man feminist cult (I mean Utopia!)

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Onlyhappywhenitrains1 · 18/09/2018 20:00

How about Pharrell Williams?

Prevy little womaizer.

DJLippy · 18/09/2018 20:01

Who get's Boris?

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UpstartCrow · 18/09/2018 20:02

Which Boris?

littlbrowndog · 18/09/2018 20:03

Idris

AngryAttackKittens · 18/09/2018 20:03

Even being expected to have a conversation with Boris would clearly be a punishment reserved for the most serious offenses.

littlbrowndog · 18/09/2018 20:04

Oh and get lost muggeridge. That one is mine

AngryAttackKittens · 18/09/2018 20:08

I wonder if this is a generational thing and you can tell age by which one we pick.

UnderHerEye · 18/09/2018 20:17

Oooh Travis Fimmel please!!

BesmirchingMotherhood · 18/09/2018 20:18

Hugh Jackman. Looker, heavy lifting, show tunes, the whole package.

If he wanted to come dressed as Wolverine I wouldn’t mind that.

Ginmakesitallok · 18/09/2018 20:19

Just kit.

Who shall we pick for breeding stock come The Revolution?
LangCleg · 18/09/2018 20:21

I've bred already so I think I'll just hide the old man in the attic and pretend he's already been sent to the gulag.

You gals can argue over the rest.

WhatTheWatersShowedMe · 18/09/2018 20:24

What about a smorgasbord of fit Chrises? Hemsworth, Pratt, Evans (Avenger not ginger DJ) and Pine.

AngryAttackKittens · 18/09/2018 20:28

Ginger can join Boris in the "if you break any laws we make you sit in a room and talk to them" punishment batallion.

RogerAllamsFangirl · 18/09/2018 20:29

Sir Ken Branagh to raise the tone and talk to our children about Shakespeare and because he's fit.

Obviously my namesake, Roger Allam, for we older women.

Dara O'Briain and Brian Cox for the brains.

Michael Palin, because everyone says he's the nicest man ever and we need some nice ones.

Cuntysnark · 18/09/2018 20:36

An I have a 10/15 years ago Jeff Goldblum for looks and Douglas Adams (preferably the living version) for entertainment? I’ll take the crappie who played Thor for heavy lifting. Bit greedy but wtf.

Cuntysnark · 18/09/2018 20:37

I thought I typed chappie but maybe crappie was more accurate.

AngryAttackKittens · 18/09/2018 20:41

I dunno, he was pretty funny in Ghostbusters!

stillathing · 18/09/2018 20:47

Quite keen on keeping my boyfriend too but will I need to buy him chastity pants? I'm sure Wish sells them....

AssassinatedBeauty · 18/09/2018 20:54

Keanu. No one else needed.

JustGiveMeTwoMinutes · 18/09/2018 21:00

Dwayne Johnson and Toby Stevens

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/09/2018 21:05

Kylo Ren

I know he's fictional and evil, bit please can I have him anyway?

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/09/2018 21:05

maybe he'll have to be restrained (due to the evil thing)

silentcrow · 18/09/2018 21:14

Can I keep mine? He's strong and snarky and excessively good at fixing the internet. Makes smart & gorgeous daughters of the revolution too.

I would also like DB Woodside (plays Amenadiel in Lucifer), and a timeshare on David Tennant.

BettyDuMonde · 18/09/2018 21:15

Can we have Guy Martin as a chauffeur?

ImPreCis · 18/09/2018 21:15

Ryan Gosling, Brian Cox. And the gorgeous Sergei Polunin All intelligent (I do think we need brains) actors, dancers, singers, musicians, would help to pass the time.
I hope this link works, Sergei in all his glory😉