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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Who shall we pick for breeding stock come The Revolution?

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DJLippy · 18/09/2018 19:31

When we do actually achieve our stated aim as the overthrow of women from male domination who will we allow to procreate?

Because, I really don't think we'll need all these men anymore. They invented them sex robots so we can just get them to do the dirty jobs like opening jars. We will need to keep a few around, for the perpetuation of the human race and that.

I like Tom Hardy and he looks ever so fetching in a Muzzle.

We might need some more brains though I would of suggested Stephen Fry but it appears he is a massive bell-end.

What characteristics are we looking to breed into the race in our post-man feminist cult (I mean Utopia!)

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Catsandbootsandbootsandcats · 18/09/2018 21:20

Just coming out of lurkdom to reserve my Chris. Evans. Captain America. Mine. And he seems like a nice intelligent man too, as well as being very very sexy.

MissMarplesKnitting · 18/09/2018 21:22

Chris Hemsworth is all mine. Smart, good dad, nice guy....and hot as.

WrenNatsworthy · 18/09/2018 21:24

Leonardo de Caprio

HeyMicky · 18/09/2018 21:28

Lin-Manuel
Robert Webb
John Legend
John Oliver
Tim Harford for the stats and economics
Greg Jenner for a bit of history
Dara O'Briain
Patrick Stewart

Maybe not traditional eye candy but all clever, talented and demonstrably allies

DJLippy · 18/09/2018 21:29

Right then who's gonna draw up a rota?

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BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/09/2018 21:31

Tim Harford for the stats and economics

yes, he may come in if he brings his slide rule

although i'm still not quite back on speaking terms with him after the shamefully deferential More Or Less episode about trans suicides (he doesn't know I'm not speaking to him)

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/09/2018 21:31

could James Kirkup join Graham Linehan in the reserve?

I feel like he deserves it

Mrskeats · 18/09/2018 21:34

Hugh grant and Colin Firth please
I like a posh boy

Fabricwitch · 18/09/2018 21:36

Eddie Redmayne Blush

Prestonsflowers · 18/09/2018 21:37

Please can I go back in time too and have Alan Rickman.
I’m way past procreation but he’s just gorgeous

DJLippy · 18/09/2018 21:38

As long as I get Clarke Gabel

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Prestonsflowers · 18/09/2018 21:40

Great choice, I might try and fight you for him

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 18/09/2018 21:42

Can we keep John Finnemore? He's very funny, and will be company for Graham Linehan.

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 18/09/2018 21:43

Clark Gable apparently had onion breath.

Can I have David Duchovny in the early X Files, if we’re going back in time? (Plus Keanu with his Bill and Ted time machine to go back and collect all these hotties)

SeekingClosure · 18/09/2018 21:44

Can we keep Paul Rudd please? He won't take up much space/feeding and he has a valuable anti-ageing gene to pass to our progeny.

HeyMicky · 18/09/2018 21:48

Ooh, Keanu and Paul Rudd - our progeny will never age!

Eagleitarian · 18/09/2018 21:51

I must say that Stephen Fry is a rather odd choice!

Tartle · 18/09/2018 21:52

Oh I've developed a massive crush on John Finnemore despite have no idea what he looks like. In my head he is a cross between Poldark and Kit Harrington but with a personality. I decided not to shatter the illusion with google.

Robert Webb surely gets to roam free as well.

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 18/09/2018 21:55

I'm loving the idea of free-range Decent Men. Do we get to pet their fetlocks* and feed them sugar lumps?

*Am not sure what fetlocks are. Do I actually want to pet them?

RogerAllamsFangirl · 18/09/2018 21:58

Robert Webb, Glinner and James Kirkup. And Jonny Best. Can all roam and graze at will.

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/09/2018 22:00

Am not sure what fetlocks are. Do I actually want to pet them?

we will have sanitising gel next to the fence of the reserve

you can then pet fetlocks with abandon

DJLippy · 18/09/2018 22:03

John Finnamore's not that bad looking actually. He's definelty getting to procreate. Don't know whether he gets a spot on the reservation. I can't wait for his next radio show pretty sure he will have lots of thoughts about TWAW

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DJLippy · 18/09/2018 22:06
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DJLippy · 18/09/2018 22:06

^TERF ALERT!

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Tartle · 18/09/2018 22:11

Oh that's actually very reassuring! Now does anyone know

A) is he single?
B) where he hangs out?

I may not be able to wait for the revolution!