Who shall we pick for breeding stock come The Revolution?

[DJLippy]

When we do actually achieve our stated aim as the overthrow of women from male domination who will we allow to procreate?

Because, I really don't think we'll need all these men anymore. They invented them sex robots so we can just get them to do the dirty jobs like opening jars. We will need to keep a few around, for the perpetuation of the human race and that.

I like Tom Hardy and he looks ever so fetching in a Muzzle.

We might need some more brains though I would of suggested Stephen Fry but it appears he is a massive bell-end.

What characteristics are we looking to breed into the race in our post-man feminist cult (I mean Utopia!)

Angel is a deff yes. Vampire blood as well good for the diversity.
What about Chris Pratt? He is funny and he's an ex fat boy so you know he'd really make an effort ;)

What about Tormund from Game of Thrones? I like his great big bushy beard and the way he eats chicken.

Oh god yes Obama. Brains, manners, wit and hot as well.

I might also keep bestubbled Hugh Laurie handy. I'm past my procreation days but just for my own entertainment.

Surely Boris would be part of some kind of exhibit about the old pre-revolution days.

Angel? Angel?!??!

Creepy useless vampire with a giant forehead and hair that grows straight up?! Are you people crazy?

Obviously we need Spike!

Joss whedon.

Not for the breeding but he can have his own studio and create original TV for us.

Obviously anyone who was in Buffy or Firefly will be allocated to the same studio to work with him.

As for the breeding, Jonnie Peacock might have some genes worth passing on.

I'm also borrowing the time machine for Alan Rickman. Hw will spend 50% of his time at the whedon studio.

Tartle ah, Spike, bless him! Hasn't aged quite as well as Angel (but who I am to talk 😂)

Sashh Good shout about Joss Whedon. Would be nice to have Alan Tudyk around for the laughs.

I don't like to look at them now. It depresses me. It's a bit like my thing for Harrison Ford- I love him forever but only until about 1995.

If we are reviving the dead surely we can also knock 20 years off everyone else's age? Including mine

While I definitely prefer spike over angel, he does have issues with being a tad rapey...

I'd just go with Anthony Stewart-head perhaps...?

Angel was so rapey as well. She was 15 when he started stalking her!

I mean looking back none of the love interests in that show were really that great.

A definite yes to Anthony Head though. I think he improved with age.

Didn't Joss Whedon's feminist credentials turn out to be pretty much a ploy to cheat on his wife and gain sexual access to young actresses?

There’s enough funny/intelligent/creative female DNA for serious procreation.

We shouldn’t actually breed from them. They’ll be a sort of sex toy crossed with a pet.

Actually, this thread is a bit like the ‘what breed should we get’ ones in the doghouse

Actually, this thread is a bit like the ‘what breed should we get’ ones in the doghouse

At least nobody has recommended a retired greyhound yet....

I thought you'd all just want Posie Parker to copulate with Glinner over and over again.

Cor, someone’s been on the blue slush puppies again