Baby Cesira will be back by next week. But a week is a very very very very long time in Italian Parents World. I'm not sure when it happened but the Italian Body Snatchers got me, and I have evidently assimilated (and then some) on the Italian Mamma score.

DH sleepily knocked on DS's bedroom door yesterday morning to ask what time he needed a lift to the gym. His poor face when I reminded him the room was empty.
God help us when he moves out for good. I suddenly have a lot more sympathy for the late PILs. Who clung on valiantly till DH was 30 and felt like their world had ended when he finally wriggled away. Even though he still went to their home everyday for lunch, and dinner the nights I could not be arsed to cook, for the next 6 years
Thanks Procrastinator, sounds like the template is fine ? Would people prefer sheets of all the same image/slogan, or mixed sheets with different types ?
We have de-penisedifed Green Willy + male member for outside the envelope. Mug Shot/NoSelfID should also be ok on the outside, no ?
Full green willies for the inside of the envelope flap, so seen only by the opener, and anybody else they show. Might be able to squish a proper pink cock in the space, but not sure if the text will hold up at that size. They might have to be a separate, larger sized run.
Any other suggestions for both inside and out ?