Women don't have male members
I am showing my age 
But it is child/even most sensitive post office worker ever friendly.
On another matter, the focused flyers aimed at men (husbands, boyfriends, fathers, grandfathers, sons etc) have a linked website is all about the adorable transperson who wants to staple vaginas and push heads in dog piss. As awful as it is.... I think we need to update it, with a newer candidate for Worst Person Ever whose ilk would benefit from Self ID.
Keep me busy people. My baby has flown over the alps and while I never managed to integrate on the "cook at cooking" bit, I appear to assimilated and then some on the "stereotypical middle aged, clinging, apron strings reinforcing, Italian Mamma" front.
I have the Big Sads. But I am easily distracted, so a stylus with stuff to do should stop me wandering into DS's room and gazing at his unrumnpled bed all mournfully. Again