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Weight loss chat

A space to talk openly about weight loss journeys and challenges. Mumsnet hasn't checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. You may wish to speak to a medical professional before starting any diet.

NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

791 replies

MamaG · 09/05/2010 11:45

lets just pretend that other thread Never Happened.

it must Never Be Mentioned Again.

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 13/05/2010 18:31

I missed your crisis coco, sorry, but agree is normal normal. Deep rebaths, don't let it drive you to the fridge.

mailed you mama

'Lo undertone come on in. No bics or crisp talk mind.

Themasterandmargaritas · 13/05/2010 18:32

Are you a Farmville Queen MamaG? If so then I couldn't possibly become your friend, all those lost sheep would do my head in.

Welcome chaos to the chaos.

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 13/05/2010 18:35

I'm a dull facebooker too. Just comment on others' statuses. And beak at what they are up to.

MamaG · 13/05/2010 18:35

NO i don't do any sort of farm/cafe/brothel tihng

I'm nhjot a prof FBer
IO just have a lot of friends (arf)

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YoginiBikini · 13/05/2010 18:37

Hello, I've been doing too much Zone-ing in real life to MN lately.

Blondie MamaG? Now or then? Am impressed either way. I got told I looked like Sarah miles. Not quite so flattering. I think they meant now, probably after drinking a glass of her speciality

Hope I've not missed anything massively crucial to life as we know it on MN or the Slim blah blah Happy blah blah thread.

Oh, just had the fastest glance at the thread. Seems I've missed tons of stuff. Hope nothing too weird. Anyway, don't need to know any of it - do I?

Oh and I am STARVING this evening after going crazy with trying to get the garden looking good today. May also need wine

isthatporridgeinyourzone · 13/05/2010 18:40

Can't do FB or Twitter [luddite emoticon]. Need masterclass from the master, MamaG

Sheep - am v of Debbie Harry meeting. I so want to be her.

isthatporridgeinyourzone · 13/05/2010 18:41

Can't believe cupcake man is a grandfather. Never mind, I like older men.

MamaG · 13/05/2010 18:42

I look nothing like blondie I'm afraid

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DukesOfTripHazard · 13/05/2010 18:46

Grandfather Schmandfather. Don't mean nada.

I am 80% maybe more. Only occasional dinner carbs and small when do.

Cyb I too seem to be a worm magnet. But never knowingly nitted. Those wrigglers love me.

cocolepew · 13/05/2010 18:46

[pokes porridge in the eye]

All the judgey lot who don't read the whole thread are now coming on my thread to tell me what a bad mummy I am.

DukesOfTripHazard · 13/05/2010 18:48

Monsoon dress nice.

Bobbie I'm going to be mixing it up with some MA writing students next week. I'll report back on their bags.

smallishsheep · 13/05/2010 18:50

Ah, she was cool. Very laid back. I was only about 14 at the time and can't say I appreciated whose company I was in .
Friends mum is Lene Lovich and she is even cooler, truly the most remarkable woman I've ever met.

cocolepew · 13/05/2010 18:50

Easy Living have a nice Cath Kidston tote free this month. Don't know what the mag's like I only bought it for the bag.

isthatporridgeinyourzone · 13/05/2010 18:58

lene lovich is a bit of a legend isn't she?

Coco - ignore judgey lot. Tell them you have nits.

cocolepew · 13/05/2010 18:59

I'm nit free I'll have you know.

Just have yukky ears now.

DH is a lucky, lucky man.

cocolepew · 13/05/2010 19:01

DH is going on a bike run to Killarney and needed to know how to find the guesthouse.

here's their map

Themasterandmargaritas · 13/05/2010 19:05

Hey go easy with the nits slagging.

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 13/05/2010 19:05

That's fucking class.

cocolepew · 13/05/2010 19:07

OMG I've just seen Lena Lovich post. ( I though prridge was just being random )

cocolepew · 13/05/2010 19:09

DH is going with his friend and didn't know what room to book, dlb or twin

Then he woried they would think he was gay

Then said it was ok because they had the same surname and would think they were brothers.

I told him they would think they were married.

Woman don't think like this.

duckyfuzz · 13/05/2010 19:10

evening zoners

I was interviewing today, typo in one form 'I have been suffering from a slipped dick over the past 6 months'

not one of us could keep a straight face

buffet lunch at interviews, so not great zoning but nothing but fruit since

now will catch up

cocolepew · 13/05/2010 19:11

I think I went out with him once.

smallishsheep · 13/05/2010 19:11

Does this mean I am cool by association?

cocolepew · 13/05/2010 19:11

NO! bitch

dinkystinky · 13/05/2010 19:14

Lol at the map. Wtf is Lena Lovich? Blondie I know - DS1 is big fan of Denny Denny (or as we sing it round here Danny Danny in honour of DS2)

Welcome Chaos - just join in. If you biff, you have to go in the sin bin and do 20 mins on the treadmill.