NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[MamaG]

lets just pretend that other thread Never Happened.

it must Never Be Mentioned Again.

only if you don't mind taking it up the wrong 'un coco [taps nose]

But he's not even grey!
He's not even wrinkled!
Clearly keeping out of the sun baking all day long has it's benefits.
I shall have to be more careful on my next night out though. I could inadvertently pick up one of the older generation. Curses.

Isnt George in a deep lasting relationship with a pot bellied pig?

Perhaps his zimmer frame was concealed by the cupcake stand?

I think his pig died. He's replaced it with a nice big cockrel.
How on earth do you dispose of a dead pig? Not exactly flushable ala a goldfish are they?

eat it

In the form of a hog roast maybe?

tries again

HE'S NOT GAY<
HE'S NOT
[puts fingers in ears] lalalalalala I can't hear you

Well Coco, now you're all svelte, maybe you could turn him.
He may be into nits and superglue

Actually, he's definitely into sausages. Maybe you could tempt him with yours?

no, of course not coco, it's just a great long all his adult -life-- cocksucking party phase. He's just confused.

damn strikeout, I knEW i WAS BEING TOO AMBITIOUS

Caps LOCK blimey

I hate all of you.

Ah Coco, you love us really.

awww, she's getting all warm and fuzzy on us again. Stop it coco, I'm welling up

Enough cock talk.
this is my dress. Twas a charity shop bargain at a fiver. It looks v dressy in that picture (and really, size 22??? Where are they hiding the extra material in that picture?? I digress...)
I got it thinking it would be a good casual summer dress with some flipflops? Will I look like I'm off to a wedding every day if I wear it? It doesn't stick out like it does in the picture either.

Coco you louse giver.

There there coco - he obv just has not met me you. If he did he wouldn't be gay.

Was going to shout at you about sausage supper but thought I wouldn't as you are ill. And you couldn't eat it anyway!

LOL at smallishsheep. And Hi Five to the Monsoon size 10!!!!! Well done. Must be a great feeling.

They'll have pinned that dress massively which is why its flaring out so much. Looks v pretty. How does it look on? If not so dressy on, then you'll be fine with flip flops.

Humph I like that dress

I have aspirations to be Doris Day.

I think it looks nice on, but have only myself to judge it. Dd thinks by very virtue of being a dress it is pretty.
I think I can dress it down with some scuzzy flipflops and a casual bag and it will be fine. If the sun ever comes out again. If I get comments along the lines of 'oooo where are you off to?' I'll know it's too much.

I have a Very Important announcement

It's only 41 days until I go to see Blondie.

I know you've probably being wondering.

ROFL at nom
mucho hilarity from you

Have sat at New Desk all day

FUCK ME I'M GIONG TO DIEEEEEE

the woman I sit next to now does not speak. EVER. unless spoken to.

i have spent hte day being driven slowly mad by my enforced non-chatter

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaark

been

coco a man called me blondie in b&q on Tuesday

Ooo jealous.
Not that I namedrop, I have had tea with Debbie Harry. Very cool lady. My friends mum was something of a minor pop star in her day and they are friends, and we came home one day to find her there just chatting