NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[CheeeseOnToast]

New thread, old one too big.

Go!

Gone like a Streatham window box on a fair evening.

Hi vintage and welcome.

Like the dress Bob and think you need some funky wedges with it to avoid spinster aunty.

Houmous is a killer. Should come with a warning. "This may look like a low cal food but actually you might as well neck a bar of galaxy".

Well done everyone for being Zoney.

Aitch - dont know if you've seen it but the Wedding Thriller Horror thread in Chat is a classic! Its had me in tears of laughter!

Off to read this thread now.

I've tried it with flats, Trip. No go. Dumpy.

But - dh has salvaged some dark green wedge sandals from the skip and voila! Look quite good, I think.

Shame about the milk bottle legs, think I'll just have to get over it.

You are all v funny tonight. Bon mots flying left right and centre.

Pointy I'm nodding at your shoe selection. Think is more comfortable than the Cyb league but more than that, respeck due to Mrwickham if he will turn over skip for things slung out by the Mrs.

wotcha vintage.

I shall pass on your respeck.

The things he'll do to stop me buying new shoes...

This is a long shot but as someone who is chucking out some green wedges.. they aint clarks circa '06/07 are they?

OOh - those boots Cyb showed us earlier in the thread would look nice with that dress and tights Bobs in the current wintry climate. Have to keep reminding myself its fricking May. Bless DH for getting the skip shoes out.

Cheese - Liz Hurley is a nipply nutter. Steer well clear of her dieting advice. She's so far into ketosis her body has clearly started in on her brain fat...

Houmous - lovely but only in moderation. I buy the reduced fat individual tubs (those dinky little ones) to stop me biffing on it. Though have to admit the Sainsburys Moroccan one is divine. Chillis good for speeding up metabolism.

Vintage - welcome and well done on your loss so far. Brilliant stuff.

BO - well done on only sampling one of the muffins. Put the others out of biffing range now.

I am avoiding all fashionista talk as normal...
Although I would not wear flats, definately heels.

Am gutted about all the talk of houmous being fattening, I mean, I knew that but for you all to point it out so cruelly leaves me bereft.

What the feck can I use as a dip now then? Low fat philly? susoup? chopped liver?

Hey, vintage, you still around? What are you doing to not be biff? (suspeak for stuffing your head in a cupboard and inhaling chocolate)

'nipply nutter'

I don't even want to think too much about that.

This thread has nearly had it btw. My phone can't load it anymore.

YES!

Yes, they are Dukes!

How weird!

Was referring to what BO did earlier in the thread - La Hurley's habit of wearing see through sari with no bra ...

So, whose going to start the next thread then?

Houmous in moderation is fine Jack - Extra low fat philly is prob the best dip I guess.

Best dip in the world is salsa. Get a hot one so biffing is an impossibility

How the farking fark of fark did you know that, Dukes?

Do you live in my skip?

bobbie, I fear Dukes is about to confess to living next to you, fishing the wedges out for a night out and stealthily replacing them as she rolled home...

Bobs - ask your DH if he found a v slender woman in your skip lifting weights with one hand, mning with the other and enquiring about missing windowboxes in Streatham...

actually these shoes are pretty fine and would really sex up that somewaht prim dress, bobs

har harrr!! look at these sandals

Ooh the thriller thread has been moved to classics already! Its brilliant - singlehandedly brightened my day. Almost as funny as those sandals Pointy just linked to which, if i saw anyone wearing them, would definitely brighten my day too

£15 is bargainous for those shoes

They are pretty sexy, pointy.

The second ones would solve my white leg issues.

I want Dukes to come back and explain before I get freaked.

That thriller thread is excellent. I think she should just go for it. If you look embarrassed everyone just gets embarrassed with you. She needs to cane it in an ironic way. Which I admit might be hard to pull off.

Bobs - sounds like if she goes for it her boobs might pop out! Part thriller/horror, part burlesque. ...I'm just miffed she wont take my suggestion of mumzilla masks seriously - it would make it an instant youtube classic!

pointy! Those shoes look like Mr Men!

I may close this thread a ce moment la and beguin the beguine

let me do new thread you bicht