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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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cyb · 13/04/2010 08:46

'ello 'ello

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bobbiewickham · 14/04/2010 21:20

Do I mean John Mortimer?

[three glasses down emoticon]

bobbiewickham · 14/04/2010 21:22

No, dinky.

I glare at it intermittently. It glares back.

Somewhere on the wind I hear "Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough."

I'm not.

I had a fleeting thought earlier today that perhaps it is too small. But I soon dismissed that. Oh yes.

Original poster
cyb · 14/04/2010 21:23

no oyu mean...that bloke with the jowells. Was in that thing with Dame Judy

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Original poster
cyb · 14/04/2010 21:23

these arent bad either

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AitchTwoZone · 14/04/2010 21:24

i am worried about how much i like the seventies hausfrau sandal trend...

and fear not armatrading, i think dinky was taking it more seriously than either of us.

bobbiewickham · 14/04/2010 21:24

Leo McKern?

Joss Ackland?

Billy Connolly?

Michael Williams?

dinkystinky · 14/04/2010 21:24

Take it to a tailor and get it fixed Bobbie - you'll look fabulous with it being all coutured....

Maybe team them up with Cyb's butterflies shoes...

Original poster
cyb · 14/04/2010 21:25

no no, he's called....google

GEOFFREY PALMER

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dinkystinky · 14/04/2010 21:25

That second link looks like a gimp mask for feet Cyb...

bobbiewickham · 14/04/2010 21:25

God, slapper shoes v trendy at mo, aren't they?

AitchTwoZone · 14/04/2010 21:25

geoffrey thing? from the judi dench thing?

AitchTwoZone · 14/04/2010 21:25

or the other one, who i want to call lionel.

Original poster
cyb · 14/04/2010 21:26

lol at gimp mask

I'm going to ahve to go downstairs and mix with real peopel

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AitchTwoZone · 14/04/2010 21:26

cyb has it. but she cheated.

bobbiewickham · 14/04/2010 21:26

No, she didn't shag Geoffrey Palmer!

In real life she had torrid extra marital with someone unlikely.

I think resulted in child.

Will google.

Original poster
cyb · 14/04/2010 21:26

But I like you lot more

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dinkystinky · 14/04/2010 21:27

Just didnt want to be the cause of two calorie-restricted ladies battering each other with celery sticks Aitch and ZoneA...

dinkystinky · 14/04/2010 21:28

It was bloody John Mortimer, the one that wrote rumpole of the bailey. Remember being very shocked and appalled at that...

bobbiewickham · 14/04/2010 21:28

It was John Mortimer!

She had rumpo with Rumpole!

That's where those shoes will get you...

bobbiewickham · 14/04/2010 21:28

x-posts, dinky!

dinkystinky · 14/04/2010 21:35

Great - and slightly traumatised at the thought of it - minds think alike Bobbie...

Never understood the whole thing about how writers/playwrights and how they snag pretty women who would otherwise be totally out of their league... I mean Arthur Miller (ugly as sin) and Marilyn Monroe... Salmon (deliberately spelt that way as he is as attractive as one) Rushdie and that model he was married to....

AitchTwoZone · 14/04/2010 21:45

arthur pretty classically handsome imo, just bald. no idea on salman, he looks like he'd be a terrible wet kisser.

dinkystinky · 14/04/2010 21:48

he does doesnt he aitch - and like he'd not be particularly good with personal hygiene either...

AitchTwoZone · 14/04/2010 21:59

AND he has milky eyes.

no, do not find mr rushdie attractive At All.

MamaGlee · 14/04/2010 22:20

Lol buda at fat bitch range

I am actually loling, i usually manage a silent lih (laugh in head)