NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[NumberOneEnemy]

OH YES
who wants to join a rahter strict dieting thread?
no sympathy
no excuses.
i have lost 6lbs in three weeks. am feeling smug

porridge how long have you been going?

It would have to be leopard print, slightly too small with a horrendous camel toe.

Feels like years!

Weighed myself on 19th Feb (9st 11) and almost fell over. Lost 3 pounds in about 4 days but since then it has seemed very slow. Am now at 9st3.75 and it's all on my tum and hips, like a great big blancmange. Need to be about 8st 11 for my clothes to fit well.

i only ate HALF a fresh baked ginger snap today.

I HAD to eat one choc that ds bought me for mothers day

i dont know why i am preening tbh, id haev loed it

i havent been to the loo atll day
i used to be reet regular

m and s sugar free sweets eat two and you will be running to the loo

i think yes to avocadoes, they are fab and the fat will satiate you and mean you feel full

thank you for the butter avoidance tips
spots hormonal?? well i have been hormonal for about 3 months then (i probably have been, am bfing ds2)
not sure about leaving butter off the carbs, seems slightly pointless
as for giving up carbs, i like carbs! and need them for energy! think low carbing is bonkers personally (this is point where annoying friend would say 'no offence' isn't it? so i won't pretend )

i odnt mind carbs
its just i tend to add butter to them
or scofff them
i dont see them as bad at all
just it makes me eat a lot more veg
sent dh to market today - we are rammed with them

HOW MANY ww points in smoked salmon guys please

Spotty chin def hormonal.

Today brekkie biscuits (think posh Garabaldis)
Tea
Breakfast juice

Crisps

Rice
Tuna
sweetcorn

Chocolate cake
Tea

Fried spuds
Fried bacon
2 fried egss
Raspberries in jelly.

I know, I'm an inspiration to you all.

i don't know
what's the capital of mongolia

well how do i get unhormonal?

look away if you don't want details of spots:

you can't squeeze them, they are just like little red pimples but they have only got watery stuff inside and they bleed a lot if you pick them
so i don't even get any enjoyment from them

i am fed up of them

Coco your diet sounds fab. I love a gooey fried egg in white plastic bread. >

Have no idea about spots.

I have eaten museli (picked all the raisins out) Must start making my own again.

4 Ryvita seedy crackers with a WW mini tin of tuna in coronation dressing. Was bearable and quite filling.

An apple and a diet coke.

I almost licked one of the cookies i made. Peanut butter and dark chocolate. The house smelt divine. I sniffed very hard.

FGS people. You need to EAT.

LG&T you don't belong here you gorgeous bundle of blonde svelteness, you just want to belong to a click don't you?

Is anyone exercising? I can recommend a good run

lol at enjoyment from spots

Hows this for self restaint

Pizza delivered for kids

loads left because I'm not eating with kids(funny that)

As I was packing it away I did not sneak one bite NOT ONE BITE I TELL YOU

i too have had to stop bread because I have to have butter, actual slices of it on top

But my guts have stopped making noises

master we ARE eating AND exercising. It is an exercise in not being a greedy pig for me

I haven't pooed for days.

I'm expected to lose a stone when I go.

TMI?

I admire all your self restraint. I just couldn't do it I admit, I'm too weak.

i think i should start running again. my third attempt at the couch potato to 5k... i get to about 3-4 k and think 'oh fgs what's the point?' i have never yet experienced a high while running.

i say running.

i mean jogging, barely faster than a walk.

why do people alwyas try and stop people dieting to be able to do up wasitbands fgs!

one word- jealous

I'm doing the sports relief mile, dd expects me to run . That's plenty of exercise.

i do like a thread where i can talk about poo
i nearly got chucked off my last clique thread for talking poo
i am easing my way in here, though so you're ok

breakfast: posh muesli, raisins, sunflower seeds, banana, apple, grapes, rice milk

snack: hot cross bun with butter

lunch: cheese and pickle sandwiches
apple
satsuma

dinner: stir fry thing bought in desperation from sainys when i realised it was past teatime and we were stil in town
there was a pouch of veg to fry and then some cooked noodles
i added some quorn from the freezer
it was surprisingly ok and cost £2.50 which could have been a worse rip off i thought
it did me and the boys anyway

then green and blacks creamy milk chocolate - i laugh in the face of spots

no exercise yet except a walk in the park feeding the ducks, and a tussle with a dress from H+M which refused to have its zip done up for some considerable time
finally i HEAVED it up to great effect (imagine corset round porky middle) then zip SPROINGED open revealing white flab
lovely
i do need a diet thread after all i guess

In my head I'm a runner singe, my short stubby legs suggest otherwise. The first 5k are the worst, then it all becomes strangely knackering exhilarating.

themaster- are you naturally slim then?