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Ham pr disasters 46! …NATO nuisance and surprise appearances abound!

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jeffgoldblum · Yesterday 11:57

the Discussion continues! , we are still interested and still not bored 😁

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fuschiaproudparrot · Today 01:40

Where's the Hamlets if they're not in school ? 🤷‍♀️

ABitFab · Today 02:04

Hamandaland · Yesterday 22:12

I probably would have tried to take on AK if I was MM back in 2022 after TLHMQ passed. Not take on as in squabble, I mean as in, as hire as staff

It seems she'd be a no-nonsense, grounded type, and knows all the satorial BP insider with connections and knowledge.

I can imagine they would clash mightily, but if I was MM, I'd want AK around, and after the death of the late QE, AK might have been willing to take the role, assuming no Megxit had taken place

MM could have had a very good life if she had let herself

That last sentence says it all. So disappointing.

MarchionessVonSausage · Today 02:51

IdaGlossop · Yesterday 17:48

I bring sad tidings. Put your Plainum credit card away. The signed copy of The Bench has beenremoved from sale, but is still visible on E-bay.

We need the back story. Did M remove it from sale in a paddy because she expected a sale by lunchtime?

I'm very curious about this. I never saw the ad on ebay (and can't see it now) but saw Tom Sykes laughing about it on one of his podcasts. Now, I'm a 2nd-hand bookseller on ebay (in Australia) and the ad sounded waaay over the top for any serious dealer to have written. Also, you don't offer to provide provenance of a signature or anything else AFTER you've been paid and the item has been received by the buyer. So there's that.

But you can't just magic up an ebay account with a history and a 100% seller rating. Megs couldn't have managed that!

And how would the seller have got their hands on it anyway? I'm guessing it's simply a fake dedication/signature (good rip of her handwriting though) and the media attention forced the otherwise genuine seller to pull the ad. Still, most genuine book dealers wouldn't dream of pulling a stunt like this.

🤔🤔

UnappreciatedPrivateCitizen · Today 03:53

Top of the morning to Your Jeffness, and fellow ham observers. For transparency, I’ve been on these threads since the first watch-along of WLM, and am the proud OP (monteshitshow) of the only thread that tried to keep the peace while providing a safe space for fans to say nice things about Meghan, our elevated Duchess, Princess, Actress, Mom. That fell flat on its face and I’ve never tried again since.
Just settling into thread 40, and have really enjoyed 38/39 which was about the school swap drama. Wanted to say thank you again for the endless entertainment. I can’t wait for the Christmas tree and Christmas fridge threads for the balance they provide, as I’ve been spending too much time on this one. Also the Nigel Slater Christmas chronicles read-along - highly recommend for the calmness in great contrast to Sussex fireworks.

I would love to hear anyone’s reviews of the Montecito advent calendar if they get one please. I’ve seen more festive and joyous ones at the poundstretchers so I am truly curious.

(if anyone does review the chocolates here, thank you in advance! I don’t know how to check for replies, so no doubt I’ll only see them when you’re all on Thread 50.)

CrocsNotDocs · Today 04:48

In regards to the eBay book, Enty on X has the following blind item. (I think Enty is extremely unreliable so take this with a pinch of salt)

”October 2, 2026
Blind Item #17 - The Book

So, let me tell you a story. I'm not sure it can fully explain the book up for sale, but it is probably a good starting point how it ended up in the trash and a royal worker got it to sell. To start our story we don't have to go very far back. A few years. About the same time as the book was inscribed. That was the time that our royal had her husband cheat on her with a bunch of yachters on a "work trip."

Thy had been provided as a perk from the actor/director who owned the company and was about to sell the company. So, there was of course a knockdown drag out fight between the royal and her husband. I mean he did get caught by the tabloids on a yacht with the women.

That is not how or why the book ended up in the trash though. Again, I am not sure 100% how it ended up in the trash, I am just giving you my version of events as to how it probably played out. And as I have said repeatedly over the past few years there was a fallout between that couple and the cuck and the alliterate one at that point in time. Our royal's husband was going through a tough time then. His long time boss was reorganizing the clubs he owned which is why the husband was doing the work for the tequila brand.

The husband was then asked by the royal if that boss had ever given him any "perks" like the one given by the actor/director. This is where the husband should have stayed quiet. Back in the day, the husband's boss had done some business with a Page 3 model/actress who was known for dating a villain from one of the most popular movies of ALL time. The husband's boss also wanted to sleep with her so he started doing business with her.

The model/actress also was hanging out at that club that the alliterate one frequented. So, from time to time the alliterate one would visit the clubs of the business partner of the model/actress. This is the same business partner that became the boss of the royal husband. Sometime around the 2014-2015 time frame there was a little party that actually took place at the club the alliterate one frequented and the royal husband was there. They knew each other because the alliterate one had previously hung out at the club he managed. They hooked up, but even I am not sure how far the hookup went, but he came clean that night when talking about the yachters and I'm guessing that is the night the book ended up in the trash.”

AuroraCake · Today 04:51

AppleDumplingWithCustard · Today 01:15

I don’t think he bought her a house. He bought a house in Derbyshire which she can live in for the rest of her life but he has retained ownership. I think a lot of palace staff were jealous because of her close relationship with and access to the Queen.

Same odds. She just can't pass it on. None of the royals apart from Anne own any of their homes either...technically. all reverts to the crown.

MarchionessVonSausage · Today 05:41

Ok, I feel like I should come out of occasional posting lurkdom & intro myself.

Despite username (that was from another MN thread years ago about how to de-skin a sausage) I'm Australian, so Of The Commonwealth, and I have a deep interest in British History. The last 100 years especially. I have no convict ancestry that I know of. Shame, it was quite trendy here for a while.

I have almost kept up with these threads but not quite. I enjoy the banter and especially the archived articles. Not so much the 1-on-1 shit fights between posters, but you get that sometimes.

I needed to get that out & I hope to contribute further. God Save the King and all that. 😀

muddyford · Today 06:35

Regarding the 'approaching pub ' photo, Harry is walking as if he's wet himself.

JuniperJumper · Today 07:04

DaisyDooley · Yesterday 23:25

Re Tiaragate.
AK was at Windsor with HLMTQ.
Harry/Meghan/Hairdresser (all three or combination of) rocked up at BP and demanded tiara.
They were told they couldn’t have it as AK wasn’t there and AK was they keyholder for the jewel vault which is obviously only accessed by very few people.
Meghan not Happy, Harry kicks off, phones Windsor and kicks off at AK.
The odious couple left empty handed.
Harry phones HLMTQ to complain about AK. (AK was utterly devoted to HM who I believe loved AK too. She did pretty much everything for HM and only rarely left her.)
HM had obviously heard Angelas side of the story, listened to Harry who was rude about Angela.
HM then tears a strip off Harry for the way he had spoken to AK and for his ridiculous entitled behaviour that he thought he could just waltz into BP, demand a tiara from the vault and take it to a bloody hairdressers!! Never mind insisting his granny’s dresser leaves his granny and comes back into central London to get it for him.
iIt brings me great joy that neither of them will ever get their hands on any of the glorious jewels in the vault.

Wasn't this when the famous "What Meghan wants, Meghan gets" phrase was used?

AuroraCake · Today 07:04

muddyford · Today 06:35

Regarding the 'approaching pub ' photo, Harry is walking as if he's wet himself.

Cause he hates it. To be fair.

BunnyBunbunbun · Today 07:05

ShamedBySiri · Yesterday 14:53

Of course another consideration is that the men with backpacks don’t even know about H&M and the focus of their interest was the American children of military/airforce parents. Which has only just occurred to me, considering the similarities, and is very concerning for all the children and staff at the school. H&M are at the back of the queue on this.

The bit about American children from the airbase was an addition by the Daily Mirror. It was not in the HAM press statement. I'm not sure that's the type of school American service families would send their kids too anyway, especially when they are only very temporarily in the UK.

twosmallaxolotls · Today 07:06

That pub "date" walk is laughable. It was clearly a photo shoot

BunnyBunbunbun · Today 07:09

Mylovelygreendress · Yesterday 22:28

They're holding hands so these are obviously staged photos for the paps, or whoever they called to take them.

KCitsweyourHammiewevecomehomenow · Today 07:14

It looks so fake. Her security guard is holding her bag out of shot. Clearly no one is paying her to wear one or it would be in the shot, ditto a jacket, as she used go dress out of season for this reason

Harry seems on board. Does be think this helps his case with Ravec. Do they think we can’t spot a staged shoot.

BunnyBunbunbun · Today 07:15

MrsLeonFarrell · Yesterday 21:22

I agree. It's pretty clear that Angela Kelly was a favourite with the late Queen but less popular elsewhere. I've read one of her books and it was interesting about the Queen's Jubilee wardrobe.

I know she was asked to leave her grace and favour home but she was bought another one and I assumed her existing property was needed for incoming staff. It sounds brutal but it's what happens with tied cottages.

If she wanted to I bet she has a number of stories the family wouldn't want released to the public, but the question is would she betray confidences like that. I'm not sure she would. She is not Harry after all.

"If she wanted to I bet she has a number of stories the family wouldn't want released to the public, but the question is would she betray confidences like that. I'm not sure she would."

What confidences could she betray? That the Queen told fart jokes? That Philip walked around in his pyjamas for half the day?

billysboy · Today 07:19

For a couple that are demanding their privacy it looks hypocritical to tip off the press ever time they go out , or is that just me being cynical?

twosmallaxolotls · Today 07:20

billysboy · Today 07:19

For a couple that are demanding their privacy it looks hypocritical to tip off the press ever time they go out , or is that just me being cynical?

No, it's you being reasonable. It's a photoshoot.
If that's a pap shot, I'm the Queen of Sheba.

JuniperJumper · Today 07:22

BunnyBunbunbun · Today 07:15

"If she wanted to I bet she has a number of stories the family wouldn't want released to the public, but the question is would she betray confidences like that. I'm not sure she would."

What confidences could she betray? That the Queen told fart jokes? That Philip walked around in his pyjamas for half the day?

I'm sure she was privy to a lot of medical details for HMTQ which haven't been made public

And she must have heard a lot of private conversations . . .

I think there was a rumour that HMTQ got to the point where she wasn't taking phone calls from H unless someone else was in the room as a witness to what was said. I wonder if AK was one of the people who heard these conversations

JuniperJumper · Today 07:25

twosmallaxolotls · Today 07:20

No, it's you being reasonable. It's a photoshoot.
If that's a pap shot, I'm the Queen of Sheba.

It would be lovely if a local person had taken some photos as well as these may include the photographers, entourage etc!!!!!

I bet it looked like something from a film shoot

twosmallaxolotls · Today 07:28

JuniperJumper · Today 07:25

It would be lovely if a local person had taken some photos as well as these may include the photographers, entourage etc!!!!!

I bet it looked like something from a film shoot

Oh that would be brilliant! 😊

twosmallaxolotls · Today 07:28

I wonder how many times they did that walk? I love the fact they're in sunglasses 😎

JuniperJumper · Today 07:38

twosmallaxolotls · Today 07:28

I wonder how many times they did that walk? I love the fact they're in sunglasses 😎

I'm just wondering if they'll do this every Friday. it may be their chefs day off

And does it count as a Public Engagement?

BunnyBunbunbun · Today 07:38

jeffgoldblum · Yesterday 17:24

Well it looks like Ham are not the only ones who can share their truth…
ps @bluegreygreencan you archive this for me?
https://mol.im/a/16178429

I can't understand from this article whether a film is actually being made about Kelly and the Queen or whether the Daily Mail people think a film should be made and would prefer it to be a series? There is no indication Angela Kelly is herself involved but they are hoping for it?

twosmallaxolotls · Today 07:43

JuniperJumper · Today 07:38

I'm just wondering if they'll do this every Friday. it may be their chefs day off

And does it count as a Public Engagement?

Oh my god can you imagine working in that pub? What a nightmare.

ChubbyCheeksCharlie · Today 07:46

twosmallaxolotls · Today 07:28

I wonder how many times they did that walk? I love the fact they're in sunglasses 😎

Harry looks a total plonker wearing long sleeves under a puffer gilet while grey haired ladies in the background are in short sleeved dresses. What healthy, active man in their 40s is feeling the chill at the moment? Everyone else is in shirts or short sleeves after 9am. (Also I've lived in a country hotter than California and re-acclimatised within days moving back - none of us carried on pretending England was cold when it wasn't).
The man's a total fool.