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Ham pr disasters 46! …NATO nuisance and surprise appearances abound!

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jeffgoldblum · 02/10/2026 11:57

the Discussion continues! , we are still interested and still not bored 😁

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Hamandaland · 05/10/2026 17:32

twosmallaxolotls · 05/10/2026 17:31

Thank you!

@jeffgoldblum you should always carry a spare thread just in case 😂

jeffgoldblum · 05/10/2026 17:33

Hamandaland · 05/10/2026 17:31

The armchair doctor is in. I have an A Level in psychology and I am not afraid to misuse it.

Theories on the paranoia:

  1. Early loss of his mother, linked to paparazzi - thus deeply ingrained fear of the same for wife and hamlets.
  2. Drug use(?) increase of paranoid thought patterns
  3. Fake news. As in he's faking it to be in the news.

[I'm multitasking rn making an exactly equal quantity of sausages for my children lest it leads to a quarrel and a book 25 years from now, but this might effect the quality of my diagnostic genius.]

I’m inclined to think it’s all of those reasons !

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AutumnCrowOfCleves · 05/10/2026 17:35

bluegreygreen · 05/10/2026 17:11

The poster on the other thread was talking about her in a demeaning way that I haven't seen you do, @AutumnCrowOfCleves.

Aah, I get you. No, I do not like crude attempts at making people care about how many boyfriends or shags a woman may have had in the past, for the sake of it. Not interested, not bothered. There are men in positions of power who need looking at first, and women like Ghislaine Maxwell. I do think some posters on the board are grubbing for screenshots, too to prove how horrible the RF board is.

jeffgoldblum · 05/10/2026 17:35

Hamandaland · 05/10/2026 17:32

@jeffgoldblum you should always carry a spare thread just in case 😂

I do try to these days! 😂 , however this one was quiet ( ish) due to lack of action, so I was lulled into a false sense of security! 😄

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Hamandaland · 05/10/2026 17:37

jeffgoldblum · 05/10/2026 17:35

I do try to these days! 😂 , however this one was quiet ( ish) due to lack of action, so I was lulled into a false sense of security! 😄

Is that like Meghan's false securidee

jeffgoldblum · 05/10/2026 17:39

AutumnCrowOfCleves · 05/10/2026 17:35

Aah, I get you. No, I do not like crude attempts at making people care about how many boyfriends or shags a woman may have had in the past, for the sake of it. Not interested, not bothered. There are men in positions of power who need looking at first, and women like Ghislaine Maxwell. I do think some posters on the board are grubbing for screenshots, too to prove how horrible the RF board is.

Honestly?! , it was set up as a thread about Catherine, over the top praise that was sure to bring about insults …fine …then it immediately morphed into a thread to criticise Meghan and pit the women against each other….chelsey made a cameo appearance too! 🙄

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Hamandaland · 05/10/2026 17:39

AutumnCrowOfCleves · 05/10/2026 17:35

Aah, I get you. No, I do not like crude attempts at making people care about how many boyfriends or shags a woman may have had in the past, for the sake of it. Not interested, not bothered. There are men in positions of power who need looking at first, and women like Ghislaine Maxwell. I do think some posters on the board are grubbing for screenshots, too to prove how horrible the RF board is.

This is why it's best we all communicate in Latin. Throw 'em right off the scent 😂

jeffgoldblum · 05/10/2026 17:41

Hamandaland · 05/10/2026 17:37

Is that like Meghan's false securidee

No! Mine is the full HRH false security ….because I’m worth it!

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Electraby · 05/10/2026 17:43

jeffgoldblum · 04/10/2026 16:03

Thoughts and prayers to you both!
my brother got an Evel Knievel and a scaletrix for Christmas!!! , I got a doll that wet herself! 😭 , the mental anguish means I only grew to 5ft 2! He is almost 6ft!!!!

I expect the thread has moved on but I need to express my outrage here and now that I only found out a few days ago that Evil’s real name was Robert. ROBERT. I mean, I knew it couldn’t have been Evil, but I was expecting him to at least be a Brad. Or a Jett. Or a Clint. Or a Duke. Sorry for the derail but I absolutely could not contain myself :(.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 05/10/2026 17:49

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are reportedly due to meet the King before Christmas, according to celebrity reporter Rob Shuter.

I'm sure that's as legit as his 'Tom Cruise's closeness to William and Catherine is causing concern at the palace.'

Note how he covers himself with 'reportedly.'

Hamandaland · 05/10/2026 17:51

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 05/10/2026 17:49

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are reportedly due to meet the King before Christmas, according to celebrity reporter Rob Shuter.

I'm sure that's as legit as his 'Tom Cruise's closeness to William and Catherine is causing concern at the palace.'

Note how he covers himself with 'reportedly.'

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Reportedly.... because it's HaM who have reported it 😅🫠

jeffgoldblum · 05/10/2026 17:53

Electraby · 05/10/2026 17:43

I expect the thread has moved on but I need to express my outrage here and now that I only found out a few days ago that Evil’s real name was Robert. ROBERT. I mean, I knew it couldn’t have been Evil, but I was expecting him to at least be a Brad. Or a Jett. Or a Clint. Or a Duke. Sorry for the derail but I absolutely could not contain myself :(.

Never contain the outrage! , very bad for the constitution.
ps it was actually very ordinary mediocre toy in actual fact ! , never did anything like it showed in adverts!

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JudgeJ · 05/10/2026 18:06

cheezncrackers · 05/10/2026 08:13

I suspect they can do both tbh. The couple mentioned are the ones who own Holkham Hall and they are old friends of the RF. The devil looks after his own.

I would be very surprised if he has been to Holkham, they came under a lot of fire when Kate was ill but it hadn't been announced, plenty of people were making spurious suggestions about William and the lady whose name I forget. If anyone wants to stay on the right side of William they will be avoiding AMW like the plague! I can confirm he has never had a turnip here, maybe we're not toffish enough!

BigWillyLittleTodger · 05/10/2026 18:07

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 05/10/2026 17:49

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are reportedly due to meet the King before Christmas, according to celebrity reporter Rob Shuter.

I'm sure that's as legit as his 'Tom Cruise's closeness to William and Catherine is causing concern at the palace.'

Note how he covers himself with 'reportedly.'

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It’s such an easy punt for him as he’s got a 50% chance of being correct, it’s worth a punt for him to “report” this because if it is true it then makes him look as if he really does have contacts on the inside when all he is really doing is crossing his fingers, hedging his bets and hoping the coin lands heads up.

SomethingUniqueThisTime · 05/10/2026 18:07

smilesy · 05/10/2026 12:00

Well no because the bombers and their crews were not here on a permanent basis, so they were probably deployed without their families, but there is a permanent American presence at Fairford anyway, so they and their families will still be there

As Smilesy says the bomber pilots and support staff will not have moved their families to the UK.
However the smart money is on a school nearer to their home and very near another US base not Fairford.

Hamandaland · 05/10/2026 18:12

cheezncrackers · 05/10/2026 10:23

Prince Harry has reportedly told Meghan to 'get a job'
… as finances are allegedly dwindling for the pair, a royal insider told New Idea: "Harry wants Meghan to work."

Re: the above - that's rich coming from lazy arse Harry! Exactly how much money is HE bringing in right now? Does he get paid for turning up to charity events?

What's really interesting though is if this is true it means As Ever isn't making any money, because if it was, surely Harry wouldn't mind Meghan taking it easy for a bit?

If I was MM I would reply, "I do work. I am a princess." And with a flick of my hair, off I would flounce.*

*Ofc not officially a princess as such, but I would definitely use it to flounce my way out of a telling off from the DH.

Apologies for just catching up on thread now.

Starryfifty · 05/10/2026 18:18

Hamandaland · 05/10/2026 18:12

If I was MM I would reply, "I do work. I am a princess." And with a flick of my hair, off I would flounce.*

*Ofc not officially a princess as such, but I would definitely use it to flounce my way out of a telling off from the DH.

Apologies for just catching up on thread now.

Harry could also get a job.

CodswoldsHighSociety · 05/10/2026 18:28

AutumnCrowOfCleves · 05/10/2026 16:55

This is new news!

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are reportedly due to meet the King before Christmas, according to celebrity reporter Rob Shuter. The veteran entertainment journalist has said that two royal sources have told him the Sussexes have managed to get into the King's busy diary, but that Prince William wants nothing to do with such a reunion. However, neither the Palace nor a Sussex spokesperson have confirmed whether a meeting will go ahead.

That's a lot of speculation ...

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Hmm - squeezing into KC3’s diary once in 5 months is perhaps not quite the royal adjacency they were hoping for.

CodswoldsHighSociety · 05/10/2026 18:34

Mylovelygreendress · 05/10/2026 17:28

KC was at Balmoral until recently and I am fairly confident we would have had photos of the HaMlets scampering through the heather if they had been there . Visits to London by KC were for particular reasons so, no I don’t think they have met .
There are stories about KC not wishing to talk to Harry .

I’m sure KC3 was in no mood to clear his diary for them after they neglected to tell him they were moving back.

IdaGlossop · 05/10/2026 18:39

jeffgoldblum · 05/10/2026 17:33

I’m inclined to think it’s all of those reasons !

I have no psychology qualification but would like to add 4. Upbringing in a rarified environment in which security considerations are mainstreamed.

jeffgoldblum · 05/10/2026 18:39

So Rachel the curious pilot who has been investigating invictus has just posted this screenshot!!
im going to need you more knowledgeable posters to explain what’s going on here !

Ham pr disasters 46! …NATO nuisance and surprise appearances abound!
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DaisyDooley · 05/10/2026 18:50

jeffgoldblum · 05/10/2026 18:39

So Rachel the curious pilot who has been investigating invictus has just posted this screenshot!!
im going to need you more knowledgeable posters to explain what’s going on here !

Over £3,500,000 in expenses from April -September 26??
What on EARTH can those expenses be? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Theres something rotten, very rotten at the heart of Invictus if they can spend three a a half million on ‘expenses’ a year before the games when they don’t pay travel/accomodation costs for the carers of the disabled competitors.

That's if I’ve read that correctly of course

Scorchio84 · 05/10/2026 18:54

MeghanAndTheSeals · 04/10/2026 21:13

Was that a Chicaboo? I had one, I loved it 💕

Oh we had them too but we called them "Monchhichi's"

MrMarkhamsFanClub · 05/10/2026 18:55

@BunnyBunbunbun Here's another report about H&M not wanting titles for A&L incase you're still wondering.

"According to Express, Meghan and Harry want their child to lead a 'relatively normal life' and will not seek an official royal title for their baby. A source told The Sunday Times, "That word ‘normal’ looms very large for Harry and Meghan when it comes to their child’s future.""

www.elle.com/culture/a24015545/meghan-markle-prince-harry-baby-no-royal-title/

Meghan and Harry will not seek official royal role for baby

MEGHAN Markle and Prince Harry’s will not seek an official royal role for their baby and are planning to follow in the footsteps of Princess Anne, who raised her children Zara Tindall and Peter Phillips, without royal titles.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1034467/Meghan-Markle-Prince-Harry-royal-baby-queen-duke-and-duchess-sussex-australia

Hamandaland · 05/10/2026 18:56

CodswoldsHighSociety · 05/10/2026 18:34

I’m sure KC3 was in no mood to clear his diary for them after they neglected to tell him they were moving back.

I don't know how HaM don't see "the King has a busy diary" as code for "would you like another 'surprise' clapback"

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