Ham pr disasters 45! …hiding? …undercover?..or ready for the next adventure!

[jeffgoldblum]

still discussing the delightful escapades of our favourite twosome!

There have been some commemorative events for QEII - Charles hasn’t officially marked it though. For example, William and Kate attended a private commemorative service at St Davids Cathedral in West Wales to mark the first anniversary of the Queen’s death. But she was the sovereign for 70 years though - not just a family member. The 20th anniversary of the Queen Mother’s death was marked by a social media post - which is I suspect what William will do?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-66749102

There was a memorial service for Philip too, though I guess that was a bit different simce his funeral had been massively curtailed by covid regulations

Of course that was also where the late Queen chose to be escorted by Andrew ...

It all goes back to that sausage, doesn't it?

She wants him back in the UK out of her daily life. She is banking on Hendo, Bunts and Knobcheese scooping him up and enmeshing him in Cotswolds sporting and drinking sessions.

She doesn’t need her loner STBXH moping and mooching around LA blighting her brand.

Does she really have a brand ?

Only in her sad delusional grandiose little head

Yes she would likely get custody but getting permission to move back to the US with them when they currently reside here is a different ballgame altogether.

Expect extensive use of:
We didn’t put down roots here - we kept Montecito and borrowed a UK house
We publicly stated we were here for an extended period eg not forever
My business interests are in the US
Safety concerns for the kids as Harry told the BBC in 2025 and the ‘paparazzi incident’ this week

They didn’t know she had cancer. It was kept from them. They found out when we found out.

Me-Again has launched her own Adventure Calendar. Now, form an orderly queue gals, a mere snip at £112! Just the thing to brighten dreary December days. https://apple.news/AmYWoGNjFT8idYFJUcAYx2g

the newly arrived Theo Rycroft, who is said to be pro H?

Yes, the Theo Rycroft story is interesting.

The original article is here https://archive.is/UDhNQ
It is by Charlotte Griffiths, who was also the person to whom the Sussexes leaked the Tobin Andrae/Meredith Maine meeting.

The last line was included in later versions of the story:
Buckingham Palace declined to comment but a source close to Mr Rycroft said: ‘Theo has never held or expressed the views as claimed’.

Oh, I'm really disappointed!!

I already knew about the Advent Calendar so when you posted about an Adventure Calendar I instantly imagined a calendar containing exciting ideas for adventures a la Sussexes

Getting married in a backyard three days before everyone thinks you're getting married

Arriving too late to board a minibus with other Royals, so arriving at St Paul's in a limousine

A trip to New York in a private jet to attend a baby shower

A Freedom Flight ~ very exciting when the pilot kneels in front of you and thanks you for your service

A car chase through New York

A Netflix series when you can demonstrate your finely-honed home-making tips with the whole world

Returning to the UK in a private jet and complaining about anything and everything which is permissible when you are a Royal Prince of England

Unfortunately I've realised 'Adventure' should have read 'Advent' ~ what a missed opportunity for M

Edited for clarification

Haha, sorry to disappoint, it was auto corrected, I did type Advent, honest! 😂

I seem to remember their first response when the PoW’s video came out was to complain that they hadn’t been told before everyone else. Then when everyone started reacting with shock and concern they hurriedly came up with the wishing Kate well bollocks. They really can make anything about themselves, it’s quite astonishing.

I remember MM calling a $100 candle obnoxious in a previous interview.

Isn't a $100 advent calendar just as obnoxious??

Did they support her though, irrespective of when they found out?

I very much doubt they did but having said that, I imagine any support would be rebuked by Catherine

I suppose we'll never know.

Isn't a $100 advent calendar just as obnoxious??

I am so very far behind but...

Isn't there a lot of scarily fast maturing stock to be shifted any which way?

The thing I hate about her ‘business’ is it’s obviously taking advantage of vulnerable and probably not wealthy ‘fans’ to sell them overpriced poor quality merch. There’s no wider market for this stuff.

I was gifted a Bonne Maman mini jam advent calendar a few years ago. Day 24 was a special teaspoon / jam spoon. She's completely missed a trick offering chocolate and not shifting her (rapidly expiring) spread.

Good point - how many of the doors will be opening to reveal jam? 🍯

And ?

No they didn’t in fact a lot of MM’s friends posted “Where’s Kate” memes.

& chocolate even in the fridge doesn't last forever. Maybe you can order it now and it gets made and delivered in late November.

I do recall Serena Williams getting her box of chocolates which was bashed about to hell and she showed it on her , whatever it is , her instagram or similar. Whichever way 24 indifferent chocolates in a fancy box seems expensive to me at £100 + from a non premium brand. Maybe they have jam or honey or tea flavoured fillings but that won't get rid of all the warehoused stock.

We'll see. 😎

No it was all about their perceived public perception of them. " oh well what will we do Megs? I know you don't like her and she wouldn't share her lipgloss with you but we need to be seen to be part of the family and be kind"