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Ham pr disasters 45! …hiding? …undercover?..or ready for the next adventure!

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jeffgoldblum · 30/09/2026 00:57

still discussing the delightful escapades of our favourite twosome!

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JuniperJumper · 01/10/2026 13:36

Someone asked earlier on this thread or the one before it about whether CS's book is selling well

I popped into Waterstone's first thing this morning and there was a very geometrical display on a table near the door

I returned at lunchtime to meet up with a friend (does this count as a Public Engagement?) and the display was exactly the same

So unless staff are topping up the display, which I very much doubt. no copies were sold this morning

DH says that there was a story circulating when Spare was published about a small bookshop who made a display in the window of Spare & a newly published novel called something like How To Murder Your Family. He has suggested a similar pairing with the Swan Song book . . ..

RelocationsMayVary · 01/10/2026 13:38

littlecoffeemug · 01/10/2026 13:30

Poor H. Obviously, he's been parked back in the UK by Meghan, in the same way I used to park DC in front of CBeebies for a bit, whilst I got on with some chores.

H didn't magically catapult her into the Hollywood stratosphere as she assumed he would and the money is now running low. She assessed the situation a while back and decided staying married to a dim, petulant, balding, ginger man baby wasn't part of her playbook.

She's already mentally left the marriage.

Agree. She disposed of her first husband in a similar way, and then her partner she lived with once they were not a net benefit to her $$$$.

She probably thinks the the volatile, litigious, debt ridden, substance abusing, emotionally spiralling buffoon is holding her back.

ShamedBySiri · 01/10/2026 13:40

Scorchio84 · 01/10/2026 12:59

That's gorgeous! I used to be a DJ a million years ago (when dinosaurs roamed the earth!) & I've always wanted a gramophone! I keep an eye out on various sites & shops, they can be quite expensive but this could fill a hole in the meantime 😍

I was wondering if it would play other records - have to be singles presumably. Obviously the sound quality is unlikely to be anything beyond basic.
But it’s a fun novelty.

LowlandLucky · 01/10/2026 13:41

Williaminagingerwig · 30/09/2026 06:58

It's a van rental company in the UK as well, so you are correct.
There is also a class issue and snobbery about men who drive white vans in the UK. It's a trope "white van man". A man who is a tradesman and earns his living this way. A man who certainly wouldn't understand Latin.

My Husband drove a white van and a white truck, guess what his Latin is better than mine. He is fluent in Russian and is not too bad with Greek, French and is trying to get his head around Hungarian.

Scorchio84 · 01/10/2026 14:00

ShamedBySiri · 01/10/2026 13:40

I was wondering if it would play other records - have to be singles presumably. Obviously the sound quality is unlikely to be anything beyond basic.
But it’s a fun novelty.

No it definitely won't, don't ruin your vinyl!!! Even actual gramophones can't play normal records, the stylus is too heavy & it'd scratch the bejaysus out of them..

Starryfifty · 01/10/2026 14:03

IdaGlossop · 01/10/2026 13:36

Amazon Prime is confirmed as the global live streamer for The Earthshot Prize Awards in India in November. Clearly written announcement coverage everywhere.

The sponsorship of Birmingham Invictus by Amazon Prime is much messier - role of Kris Jenner, Meghan complications. Is it real or fake news?

Is William attending Earthshot ? HAM will need to work hard to upstage that

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 01/10/2026 14:06

A man who is a tradesman and earns his living this way. A man who certainly wouldn't understand Latin.

Plumber who did some emergency work for us recently drives a white van. Judging by his accent and general demeanour he's probably better educated than I am and I wouldn't be at all surprised if he understands Latin.

The other plumbing company I usually use is owned by an Italian and has Italian staff. I bet they'd have no trouble with it either.

cheezncrackers · 01/10/2026 14:06

The longer all this nonsense goes on, the clearer it becomes to me that this move back to the UK was for one reason and one reason only - to force the issue of their security and do absolutely everything that can to get it reinstated.

Everything else is just smoke and mirrors. There's nothing for Invictus or any of the other handful of charities that Harry is still involved with that he can't do while living in California. Meghan doesn't have a part in The Gentlemen or any other TV programme or film - hell - she doesn't even want to be here! There may or may not be another Diana documentary for the 30th anniversary of her death, but Harry doesn't need to be here full time to make it happen. Those poor DC could've been left in CA rather than wrenched from all they've ever known to camp in some stranger's guesthouse, surrounded by all the ridiculous drama that their parents are generating to try and justify their need for police protection.

HAM haven't put down any roots here - they haven't even rented a home, let alone bought one. They're living for free while the decision is made by RAVEC. They've put their kids in school and that's it. They could pull them out tomorrow and head back to CA and that, I feel, is the point.

Williaminagingerwig · 01/10/2026 14:09

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 01/10/2026 14:06

A man who is a tradesman and earns his living this way. A man who certainly wouldn't understand Latin.

Plumber who did some emergency work for us recently drives a white van. Judging by his accent and general demeanour he's probably better educated than I am and I wouldn't be at all surprised if he understands Latin.

The other plumbing company I usually use is owned by an Italian and has Italian staff. I bet they'd have no trouble with it either.

Not my point. As you know.
The exception doesn't make the rule.

Williaminagingerwig · 01/10/2026 14:10

LowlandLucky · 01/10/2026 13:41

My Husband drove a white van and a white truck, guess what his Latin is better than mine. He is fluent in Russian and is not too bad with Greek, French and is trying to get his head around Hungarian.

Of course! However, my point was about the snobbery attitude to white van men. Just making the point.
for clarity - I was explaining the stereotype of "white van man".
Not the literal truth.

HoldMyWine · 01/10/2026 14:12

cheezncrackers · 01/10/2026 14:06

The longer all this nonsense goes on, the clearer it becomes to me that this move back to the UK was for one reason and one reason only - to force the issue of their security and do absolutely everything that can to get it reinstated.

Everything else is just smoke and mirrors. There's nothing for Invictus or any of the other handful of charities that Harry is still involved with that he can't do while living in California. Meghan doesn't have a part in The Gentlemen or any other TV programme or film - hell - she doesn't even want to be here! There may or may not be another Diana documentary for the 30th anniversary of her death, but Harry doesn't need to be here full time to make it happen. Those poor DC could've been left in CA rather than wrenched from all they've ever known to camp in some stranger's guesthouse, surrounded by all the ridiculous drama that their parents are generating to try and justify their need for police protection.

HAM haven't put down any roots here - they haven't even rented a home, let alone bought one. They're living for free while the decision is made by RAVEC. They've put their kids in school and that's it. They could pull them out tomorrow and head back to CA and that, I feel, is the point.

Edited

I think you are 100% correct

PullTheBricksDown · 01/10/2026 14:13

littlecoffeemug · 01/10/2026 13:30

Poor H. Obviously, he's been parked back in the UK by Meghan, in the same way I used to park DC in front of CBeebies for a bit, whilst I got on with some chores.

H didn't magically catapult her into the Hollywood stratosphere as she assumed he would and the money is now running low. She assessed the situation a while back and decided staying married to a dim, petulant, balding, ginger man baby wasn't part of her playbook.

She's already mentally left the marriage.

Yes! And this is why she's been so distant from his continued legal shenanigans with newspapers. It suits her that he has fixations to occupy his time, but she doesn't want anything to do with the substance of them, which can only result in losing more money and prestige.

IdaGlossop · 01/10/2026 14:15

Starryfifty · 01/10/2026 14:03

Is William attending Earthshot ? HAM will need to work hard to upstage that

William is hosting the prize ceremony, in Mumbai on 17 November. There were rumours a while ago that he may be accompanied by Catherine. My money's on her going, but it being kept quiet until she appears alongside William. The Amazon Prime deal involves live streaming to 40 countries in each countries' language.

HAM's brief is therefore global broadcast domination during the 48 hours before or after the Mumbai event. Can it be done?

Starryfifty · 01/10/2026 14:19

cheezncrackers · 01/10/2026 14:06

The longer all this nonsense goes on, the clearer it becomes to me that this move back to the UK was for one reason and one reason only - to force the issue of their security and do absolutely everything that can to get it reinstated.

Everything else is just smoke and mirrors. There's nothing for Invictus or any of the other handful of charities that Harry is still involved with that he can't do while living in California. Meghan doesn't have a part in The Gentlemen or any other TV programme or film - hell - she doesn't even want to be here! There may or may not be another Diana documentary for the 30th anniversary of her death, but Harry doesn't need to be here full time to make it happen. Those poor DC could've been left in CA rather than wrenched from all they've ever known to camp in some stranger's guesthouse, surrounded by all the ridiculous drama that their parents are generating to try and justify their need for police protection.

HAM haven't put down any roots here - they haven't even rented a home, let alone bought one. They're living for free while the decision is made by RAVEC. They've put their kids in school and that's it. They could pull them out tomorrow and head back to CA and that, I feel, is the point.

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Yes it's quite obvious. Constant drip feeding about security but I'm assuming RAVEC have made their decision by now ?

Starryfifty · 01/10/2026 14:29

IdaGlossop · 01/10/2026 14:15

William is hosting the prize ceremony, in Mumbai on 17 November. There were rumours a while ago that he may be accompanied by Catherine. My money's on her going, but it being kept quiet until she appears alongside William. The Amazon Prime deal involves live streaming to 40 countries in each countries' language.

HAM's brief is therefore global broadcast domination during the 48 hours before or after the Mumbai event. Can it be done?

They might announce their return to Cali then to steal headlines

Keepingtimer · 01/10/2026 14:34

HoldMyWine · 01/10/2026 14:12

I think you are 100% correct

I agree. What an awful life they lead. They just can't afford the sort of security they want and they think the tax payer should provide it.

Everyone, even their children are pawns in their drama They both have enormous egos.

Spaniels4Eva · 01/10/2026 14:37

I think there will be a public outcry if they get security re-instated. There is simply no need other than both of their egos demanding it.

bluegreygreen · 01/10/2026 14:39

IdaGlossop · 01/10/2026 14:15

William is hosting the prize ceremony, in Mumbai on 17 November. There were rumours a while ago that he may be accompanied by Catherine. My money's on her going, but it being kept quiet until she appears alongside William. The Amazon Prime deal involves live streaming to 40 countries in each countries' language.

HAM's brief is therefore global broadcast domination during the 48 hours before or after the Mumbai event. Can it be done?

Yes, news reports in August suggested that Catherine would go with William, and that it would be a royal visit, not just a trip to host the prize ceremony.

Kate’s backing of William’s interests will be even more evident this November, when she is due to accompany her husband to the 2026 Earthshot Prize ceremony in Mumbai, India. The couple are also likely to spend time in Delhi at the request of the UK government.

https://archive.is/0gWhq

It might be hard to overshadow that.

TheNinkyNonkyIsATardis · 01/10/2026 14:40

ChubbyCheeksCharlie · 01/10/2026 13:13

This is so true. A sibling would have helped immeasurably. You could roll your eyes to each other regarding all the pomp as you dress in your feathered hats and buckled shoes, then say "suppose we better go and support the poor bugger then," as you climb into a horse drawn carriage.
As if was, it was just Harry being a sidekick. A spare sidekick once Catherine came along.

It didn't exactly work for the Duke of Clarence. Richard III worshipped Edward IV.

Starryfifty · 01/10/2026 14:43

Did HAM have the same security as POW before Megxit? If so, why?

IdaGlossop · 01/10/2026 14:43

Starryfifty · 01/10/2026 14:29

They might announce their return to Cali then to steal headlines

Genius, even if they stay here or change their minds later. Advantages: low cost, high celebrity-chatter news value. Disadvantages: low visual appeal so the gloss and frocks in Mumbai will still win the top front page score.

IdaGlossop · 01/10/2026 14:44

Starryfifty · 01/10/2026 14:43

Did HAM have the same security as POW before Megxit? If so, why?

Yes, because they were working royals.

Starryfifty · 01/10/2026 14:45

IdaGlossop · 01/10/2026 14:44

Yes, because they were working royals.

Why do Anne and Edward not have it ? I assumed they didn't

IdaGlossop · 01/10/2026 14:45

TheNinkyNonkyIsATardis · 01/10/2026 14:40

It didn't exactly work for the Duke of Clarence. Richard III worshipped Edward IV.

Nor did it work for Andrew, who had a spare elder sister and a spare younger brother. He still wanted to usurp the first born.

ShamedBySiri · 01/10/2026 14:53

IdaGlossop · 01/10/2026 14:15

William is hosting the prize ceremony, in Mumbai on 17 November. There were rumours a while ago that he may be accompanied by Catherine. My money's on her going, but it being kept quiet until she appears alongside William. The Amazon Prime deal involves live streaming to 40 countries in each countries' language.

HAM's brief is therefore global broadcast domination during the 48 hours before or after the Mumbai event. Can it be done?

X reminding us that Bezos/Amazon were Founding partners for Earthshot (which I didn’t know before) and will be streaming it on Prime.

Will await further official confirmation re funding for Invictus.

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