Ham pr disasters 45! …hiding? …undercover?..or ready for the next adventure!

[jeffgoldblum]

still discussing the delightful escapades of our favourite twosome!

I now believe an incident will be staged

I don't necessarily believe it will be staged. Past experience shows us they will exaggerate a normal circumstance, like being followed by the press in New York, into something dangerous. There are plenty of white vans in the UK for them to fixate on.

Well, the police will see right through that and hopefully they will be prosecuted for wasting police time.

RF might organise a kidnapping just to give the country some peace from the Gruesome Twosome.

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Found this on X a while back when the HAMS were getting up to their usual antics

One thing we can be sure of, Meghan will never star in a movie Tom Cruise has anything to do with 🤭🤭

Cue Harry appearing in Wales soon.

Do you think W and C will need to do more public appearances now?

How is that linked to the desperation of H&M, and their increasingly bizarre attempts at getting publicity?.

I was wondering if they will feel the need to be public in the events they do to ‘win’ in the media. I know that not all of their current work is public and not I don’t think grabbing media attention is their primary aim. But if they’re going to be compared to HAM maybe there will be a change of strategy.

It was also a bit funny that M said they had the archbishop marry them in their ‘back yard’. There’s such a huge difference in meaning of ‘back yard’ between the US and parts of the UK. I had visions of Justin Welby in his flowing robes standing next to the bins by the back gate, wrinkling his nose a little and batting away a couple of flies.

M never seems to have learned anything of British vernacular at all, ever.

Let’s hope the Sussexes don’t read about this school in Yorkshire.

https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/26580292.police-lockdown-st-peters-threat-made-pupils/

https://www.northyorkshire.police.uk/news/north-yorkshire/news/news/2026/09-september/update-following-incident-at-st-peters-school-in-york/

Oh god don't, Megz will actually do that.

That's the festive reboot of the bananagate Sharpie messages for exploited women- if you are at food bank and in unstable housing/no house it isn't fun to see a princess' giant mansion plastered all over tacky packaging of choccies and in January allll the food banks are full of expiring cast off festive freebies a month too late.

Plus it will be full of faux inspo messages "live your Truth", "be your best self" or some utter drivel

No, she was always out of step, and made no effort.

Next to the washing line with the Royal undies and the catio 😂

I do agree and despite the whole mess being entertaining I am actually fed up about the amount of air time they are receiving when there are such serious issues ( CoL, attempted hijacked etc etc) in the world .

He can't be prosecuted. He's Prince of England

I've taught in schools where we've had lockdowns. A student reportedly with a knife, student definitely with a knife, an unknown intruder, someone ringing up with threats; it's not unknown.
It keeps children safe.

Her new leather bookmarks are stamped with "Only gets better"

I keep wondering if there is a secret message there . . .

A ROYAL Prince of England!!!!!

I doubt that the policy of senior working royals pays any heed to a desperate pair of chancers! 🤣🤣🤣
The Wales' have a programme of engagements and events. It's planned well in advance, because they're not hucksters.
I shouldn't think Harry with his antics and Meghan with her Trad Wife lifestyle have any impact at all! 😂

To the tune of Kelis:
"My bacon brings all the boys to the yard, they're like, it's better than yours, I could teach you, but id have to charge- so I have! it's available now, limited offer"

<Link in bio to exclusive video tutorial hashtag bringing home the royal bacon with Meghan>

Matching family aprons coming soon!!!!! Xox 🥓🐖

Oh my god. He is so desperate. If he wasn't such a nasty, greedy, deceitful piece of work, I might even feel sorry for him.
But he is
So I don't.

W and C are simply doing their jobs . Yes they are probably increasing their workload due to a) Catherine feeling well again b) the DC getting older and c) KC’s health .
It must be killing Meghan having to keep such a low profile while her SIL is out and about looking fabulous.

If I was him, on my toilet door I'd have a sign made that says "you're next in line to the throne" and every day it would make me chuckle