HaM PR disasters 43: AI crashes but amethyst flashes

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Hope no-one minds that I started this one...

Continuing the saga of Sussex PR disasters.

Is anyone else up for a mass Mumsnet rally at the airport, to wave them off?

Richard Eden saying it's blackmail to say they will leave if they don't get security. But blackmail only works if the party being blackmailed gives a shit.

Sorry for the gif but it's what I hear in my mind, a ginger bearded cartman

I’ll knit some flags in anticipation

South Park could do another show " Finding Security"

I can picture that as an Agatha Christie mystery.

‘How can you be so sure, Mademoiselle, that it was on the Friday that the tragedy occurred?’

’Because on Fridays, Monsieur Poirot, I always take a cheese sandwich from the trolley, and there’s always one left, always <sobs> and on that particular Friday there were none! I was quite inconsolable, I tell you.’

More of a non-Event Horizon

Irregular verb:

I am passionately interested

You are obsessed

She is a frothing stalker who is LETTING THEM LIVE RENT FREE IN HER HEAD

(I do enjoy a good froth, personally. Limbers up the vitals.)

Frotho
Frothas
Frothat
Frothamus
Frothatus
Frothant

Ahem…

Frothatis.

If they give you in the UK. Honestly, what can they do ? Where could they go ? D

I understood it to mean:

"Guilty, your Honour. The defence rests. Because all of Prets best options are gone by 1pm and no-one wants the awful tuna mayo from the court canteen"

Knit these: 🏳️ we tried, we give up!

It’s with great sadness and much regret that I announce to my fellow ladies and gentlemen that his royal highness, prince harry, the Duke of Sussex has now entered his find out phase of his fuck around journey!
let’s all take a moment…….