HaM PR disasters 43: AI crashes but amethyst flashes

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Hope no-one minds that I started this one...

Continuing the saga of Sussex PR disasters.

Yeah, it would have to be Fake Off.

Or maybe she would graciously judge it, like with Australian Masterchef?

I think if that was their plan they should have stayed in California and played 'American royals'. In Britain, they're competing with the real thing. Also, there isn't the big 'business' behind celebrity 'charity work' here as there is in America, and I suspect the bigger charities won't want to work with the Sussexes for fear of alienating the working royals. If they couldn't make a go of that type of thing in California, they definitely won't in Britain.

<clears throat>

Caesar adsum iam forti
Brutus aderat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Brutus sic inat.

<bows>

You can join in then!

And the 'feminist Miss Haversham' thing.

It's Miss Havisham.

I went to the local comprehensive, but I was brought up in the days of the Latin Mass, so I suppose some of it must have stuck with me. A few years ago, I was doing a quiz night with some pals and we tied with another team, so we had to have a decider. Strange as sounds the decider was translating Latin words and sayings! I said to my friends, “I’ll give it a go,” and somehow, we went on to win the quiz. I honestly have no idea how I managed it — the answers just seemed to pop into my head!

Also the same when posting her latest "drop" comments are always off.. she doesn't seem to understand trust is a two way thing (wish there was a shrug emoji!)

He really didn't, TBH I'm shocked that the school has taken action, isn't the usual MO to just shrug "Oh Harry what japes!" 🙄Good for the teachers/school, maybe the parents applied some pressure?

I wonder who Private Citiizen Harry has been reported to? Isn’t he responsible for himself, these days? You’d have to wonder why the school let him loose in the classrooms if there was any indication of drug use.

I would be interested to hear more about this. His behaviour was really quite strange at that visit and as a someone who works in a school, I would be uncomfortable with it around my pupils but I am not sure who you can complain to.

The council safeguarding lead?

Well, we don't want them back here!!!

(They bring down the 'tone' of the place, don't you know!"

Oh, the complaint is by the parents against the school?

It was suggested earlier that teachers complained but safeguarding is everyone’s responsibility.

Unfortunately at the moment the reports can’t be verified so we must treat them as rumours, I for example saw on sm that the parents complained because they only signed a standard release at the beginning of term…..then another report that the school were complaining that they had been misled because they were informed that the visit was from “ a high ranking working royal “ so they expected someone like the wales not Harry!
I don’t know if any of these are actually true 🤷‍♀️

I’m confused. The teachers who entertained him on the premises and invited him into their classrooms have complained? Didn’t they have any say in the matter?
Hopefully if there’s enough fuss about it H won’t be allowed to dick around in any more schools, though.

No, the classroom teachers have no say.

I can’t find anything online about the teachers complaining. I can find stuff suggesting that the parents are perhaps considering action as the permission slips referred to a “high ranking royal” and H is a non working royal. But nothing I would consider very reliable. If that is true though I’m not surprised they’re pissed off.

Absolutely!

Grrr - those people who persist in claiming H is James Hewitt’s son….he has the close-together eyes of Charles and Philip (no offence to them) and the ruddy colouring of the Spencers.

That’s made me titter!

I hope it’s true because it’s hilarious. The idea that parents are angry because they didn’t get a “proper” , high-enough-ranking royal is so funny. Oh dear, H, how are the mighty fallen!

Sorry, I’m on an oxygen tank.

I would love to see her react to criticism/not winning on Bake Off. It would be fascinating. She’d have to work on her ‘gracious loser’ face but I have a feeling that the ‘not at all gracious actually fucking beyond furious DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM’ face would make an appearance instead.

Yes, I don't know why that silly rumour persists.

See you on the next thread!