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HaM PR disasters 43: AI crashes but amethyst flashes

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bluegreygreen · 23/09/2026 22:36

Hope no-one minds that I started this one...

Continuing the saga of Sussex PR disasters.

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twosmallaxolotls · Yesterday 06:06

Lookatmelookatmedontevenlookatme · Yesterday 05:59

H is not by any stretch of the imagination an inspiring speaker. However he is very good with the physical stuff. I wish he’d do something purposeful like joining the RNLI (although the Notswolds aren’t coastal so might be a long commute) or a team of firefighters as a volunteer. Properly commit to service instead of fannying about making appearances.

Yes, that's a good suggestion. He's not a good speaker and not great at presentation, but that sort of thing could work. He has a cousin called Marina Ogilvy who works as a dispatch rider for the NHS, which he could probably do.
However, he doesn't want to do anything below the radar. It's got to be the celebrity thing, so he's hampered.

fuschiaproudparrot · Yesterday 06:22

Starryfifty · 23/09/2026 23:00

Why wasn't this best friend of 20 years not at her wedding?

They " drifted apart" when Meghan was involved in Suits and then moved to the UK . Maybe she thought Kelly was of no use to her then.

Tabbytiger122 · Yesterday 06:23

Boudy · 23/09/2026 22:38

Funny that this article is released when there has been a lot of speculation as to why none of Markles family were at her wedding & where were all her old neighbours, high school & college friends.
Was this bestie of 20 years at the wedding?
Strange timing considering all the speculation about why no family or old friends at the wedding.

OrdinaryGingerBloke · Yesterday 06:40

@Starryfifty i think places will keep asking him to do these speeches until they negative press spilling into headlines. At the moment I see most papers being fairly benign , so having H there is a benefit in terms of publicity of the event and them. If thinks keep sinking he might find that changes quickly.

On his speech, I just cannot imagine any other pro on the circuit cutting off like that. Anyone else would have said “Sorry, the autocue has failed, I’ll keep going, but I’ll be improvising a bit” or similar. Then gone on. Because they would have prepared properly.

It can’t be long before he becomes an actually liability to have around. After the negative commentary about his school
visit, and the disaster of a speech. If the papers start reporting negatives as headlines then actual professionals won’t want him associated with their events.

twosmallaxolotls · Yesterday 06:44

Tabbytiger122 · Yesterday 06:23

Funny that this article is released when there has been a lot of speculation as to why none of Markles family were at her wedding & where were all her old neighbours, high school & college friends.
Was this bestie of 20 years at the wedding?
Strange timing considering all the speculation about why no family or old friends at the wedding.

Because they wanted it to be a celebrity wedding. So it wasn't about school friends, or cousins or aunts; it was about big names they didn't know.
It was a showbiz bash.

Lifestooshort71 · Yesterday 06:46

My2cents1975 · Yesterday 03:24

Dear oh dear, what a fiasco in NYC.

Even worse for H, people are openly mocking his intellect on social media and his questionable A level art results are being bandied about. IMHO, it is only a matter of time before people ask...How did H get into Sandhurst with two A levels one of which was a dodgy Art A level?

We live in interesting times indeed!

This has all happened because the donkey pulled the tail of the tiger instead of letting sleeping dogs lie. If he'd kept his head below the parapet (enough already - coffee time ☕️!)

Tabbytiger122 · Yesterday 06:46

twosmallaxolotls · Yesterday 06:44

Because they wanted it to be a celebrity wedding. So it wasn't about school friends, or cousins or aunts; it was about big names they didn't know.
It was a showbiz bash.

It's disgraceful though. Choosing the Clooneys over your own flesh & blood. Very weird behaviour

twosmallaxolotls · Yesterday 06:49

Tabbytiger122 · Yesterday 06:46

It's disgraceful though. Choosing the Clooneys over your own flesh & blood. Very weird behaviour

Oh yes, and Oprah. They were setting out their stall. They were going to be A list celebrities and bigger than the RF; schmoozing in Hollywood and chased by all the broadcasters.

Fondmemories · Yesterday 06:50

Mylovelygreendress · 23/09/2026 22:46

Meghan and bashful in the same sentence??

The language is just cringe It is so much the same style as M that one wonders if she wrote it. The use of 'sweet' over and over again. All that instagram word salad .

Fondmemories · Yesterday 06:53

Starryfifty · 23/09/2026 23:09

Who wrote H's speech? It's making no sense whatsoever or am I very thick ?

Probably M

twosmallaxolotls · Yesterday 06:55

Plus, they had Sarah Ferguson front and centre at their wedding. She wasn't even invited to William and Kate's.
Just shows you what kind of people they are.

HoldMyWine · Yesterday 07:00

Thanks for the new thread @bluegreygreen. That Hello article is so sickly sweet.

VictorianScreenTime · Yesterday 07:01

It sounds like that instagram post was designed to tell us all that Meghan is having an amazing time back in the UK, and that randomers keep coming up to her to welcome her back and tell her how deeply she was missed.

notimagain · Yesterday 07:01

@Bigcat25

, but in the organizers minds he's been paid, maybe even including a private jet

We don't know how H travelled but given the frequency of commercial flights between LHR and JFK you don't need a private jet to scoot between Northants to Midtown NYC efficiently.

if one was offered I'd seriously question the donor"s motives and if H accepted that's his green credentials even more in tatters than it is now..

Tabbytiger122 · Yesterday 07:02

twosmallaxolotls · Yesterday 06:55

Plus, they had Sarah Ferguson front and centre at their wedding. She wasn't even invited to William and Kate's.
Just shows you what kind of people they are.

It is just plain weird. Not one of Doria's side invited, not one Markle there... this friend of 20 years also wasn't on the guest list.
Odd article given all the speculation about Markle having no family or old friends at the wedding.
No matter what shit they publish to try to sway public opinion they will never be accepted or welcomed back. They showed us exactly who they are through their actions & lies

OneHundredYearsOfAttitude · Yesterday 07:15

Tabbytiger122 · Yesterday 07:02

It is just plain weird. Not one of Doria's side invited, not one Markle there... this friend of 20 years also wasn't on the guest list.
Odd article given all the speculation about Markle having no family or old friends at the wedding.
No matter what shit they publish to try to sway public opinion they will never be accepted or welcomed back. They showed us exactly who they are through their actions & lies

I think Meghan had told so many lies and different stories to various friends and members of her family that it would have all unraveled if they were in the same room. Not to mention some of them knew about the skeletons in her closet.

Far better and safer (from her point of view) to have a room full of strangers who didn't have a clue who she really was.

Doesn't sound like much of a wedding and I would be interested to know how many of those who attended, she actually still speaks to now.

Tabbytiger122 · Yesterday 07:19

OneHundredYearsOfAttitude · Yesterday 07:15

I think Meghan had told so many lies and different stories to various friends and members of her family that it would have all unraveled if they were in the same room. Not to mention some of them knew about the skeletons in her closet.

Far better and safer (from her point of view) to have a room full of strangers who didn't have a clue who she really was.

Doesn't sound like much of a wedding and I would be interested to know how many of those who attended, she actually still speaks to now.

Yes & all spoke out at their surprise not to be asked.. it's just it's plain weird that she had noone from her past at the wedding or family. Surely that must have been huge red flags for the firm?
Compare to Kate who had all of Bucklebury Village & even old Uncle Gary. Nothing to hide with Kate!

BigAnne · Yesterday 07:20

I'd love to know what wedding presents they received.

twosmallaxolotls · Yesterday 07:28

Tabbytiger122 · Yesterday 07:19

Yes & all spoke out at their surprise not to be asked.. it's just it's plain weird that she had noone from her past at the wedding or family. Surely that must have been huge red flags for the firm?
Compare to Kate who had all of Bucklebury Village & even old Uncle Gary. Nothing to hide with Kate!

She did. They had people from William's charities as well.

twosmallaxolotls · Yesterday 07:29

BigAnne · Yesterday 07:20

I'd love to know what wedding presents they received.

Interestingly, W&K said they wanted donations to their charities instead of gifts.

ButeNonagenarianMadeMeGasp · Yesterday 07:36

Lookatmelookatmedontevenlookatme · Yesterday 05:59

H is not by any stretch of the imagination an inspiring speaker. However he is very good with the physical stuff. I wish he’d do something purposeful like joining the RNLI (although the Notswolds aren’t coastal so might be a long commute) or a team of firefighters as a volunteer. Properly commit to service instead of fannying about making appearances.

I think his drug use and poor mental health would exclude him from RNLI. And his address as you say!

Tabbytiger122 · Yesterday 07:37

twosmallaxolotls · Yesterday 07:28

She did. They had people from William's charities as well.

I think Markle not inviting any of her family to the wedding plus the subsequent treatment of Mr Markle was the eye opening moment for the British public where Markle revealed who she really was.
Family is a huge deal in Britain & the fact that this woman treated hers in such a callous way will never be forgotton

StrawberryWasp · Yesterday 07:39

I think about how angry I would be to be in the audience being lectured to by a dumb arrogant prince on a topic it's obvious he has no knowledge of and which I as a reasonably well informed person probably know more about.

I would find this infuriating and I wonder why organisers think this is a good idea.

Why does he keep giving speeches when he knows nothing?

Other members of the royal family don't seem to give speeches all the time. They just show up, speak to individuals to learn about their experience and attend events. They don't star in them.

Princess Ann isn't giving us her wisdom on how to raise disabled children or what industry leaders should be doing. Why is Harry?

It seems he's developed Meghans love of the microphone and a delusion that the he has wisdom and compassion to impart to the world.
When in fact he's very intellectually simple, very emotionally stunted, completely ego centric, lacking in skills, unaware and a pompous entitled buffoon because he's a posh 'Prince'.

Honestly if I were expected to listen to this ignoramus at a conference I'd walk out.

twosmallaxolotls · Yesterday 07:41

ButeNonagenarianMadeMeGasp · Yesterday 07:36

I think his drug use and poor mental health would exclude him from RNLI. And his address as you say!

His drug abuse, poor mental health and impulsive behaviour would exclude him from many things. He would require a lot of supervision in whatever he does.

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