HaM PR disasters 43: AI crashes but amethyst flashes

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Hope no-one minds that I started this one...

Continuing the saga of Sussex PR disasters.

I know an American whose first name is Reade so it can be a first name.

So how did the NY trip come about? Are we to assume he was paid for the Travelyst speech and then - to both puff out his list of September engagements and try to avoid criticism for travelling trans Atlantic just to give one speech telling us plebs not to travel - he then looked around for something else to do in NYC.

His Clinton GI speech was not paid and the organizers must have known he was no expert. But they also probably knew Harry would get them a lot of publicity. I didn’t even know about the CGI till this week.

Of course what gets more publicity than prince harry giving an AI speech shortly after his father the king? An autocue stuff up during his speech. If he thinks it was sabotage that means he probably didn’t build a good rapport with the organising team. But turning it off intentionally is totally unprofessional so I find it hard to believe.

Amazing how for every single thing that's not gone well in his entire life, someone else is invariably to blame. Never, ever Harry. For people who've read Spare, is it all like this? Does he ever take responsibility for anything?

I think that she will hold off on bean-spilling, she knows which side of her bread's buttered as we say and she will also not want her life investigating too closely either.

I went through the list of speakers at the event and didn’t see him mentioned. As his name and Chrissy Teigans name were mentioned I wasn’t expecting much but they did have some serious hitters

I can’t imagine he’s a draw for the crowd they wanted to attract so would think his team approached the Clinton’s to speak as he was going to be jn NYC they let him talk.

Put a teleprompter glitch is now what people are taking about.

I wonder if he would be available to open our Christmas Fair, December 12th, keep the date Harry, we need to seriously increase our revenue. I'd charge the press huge admission to come in and they would have to buy tombola tickets from me! There's a bus which stops outside too, so it's climate change friendly.

He might even give you a couple of signed copies of Spare for the raffle prizes!

Allegedly, during the stroppy period of her life, some creep asked Anne a brown-nosing question about 'your mother' to which Anne replied along the lines of 'by 'your mother' are you referring to Her Majesty The Queen?', I imagine Anne could spot certain types a mile off!

I think most parents would be glad if the only damage their squabbling off-spring caused was a broken dog bowl, I see your dog bowl and raise you a bedroom door off its hinges!

Surely the name Elizabeth was used during HM's lifetime though, can't imagine Princess Alexandra coming on MN to whine 'they've stolen my name'!

I think most parents would be glad if the only damage their squabbling off-spring caused was a broken dog bowl,

Don't forget the necklace!

He might even give you a couple of signed copies of Spare for the raffle prizes!

I imagine there'll already be a few of those on the White Elephant stall.

I think the point is there would have been two Princess Alexandras at the same time. Not just another Alexandra in the same family. I don’t believe there is or was another Elizabeth in the RF 🤷‍♀️

A foreign woman at that!

I'd like to see a lot more of the Epstein evidence released unredacted, too, before the American authorities are set loose on a Brit who, while he might know a lot about Epstein, probably knows a lot less that e.g. Clinton and Gates.

Then wouldn't the parents in California be saying 'But they're still here!'?

To be made available exclusively from As Ever at some point in the future, I wonder?

They've sorted the water leak problems then? It was closed earlier this month. Make sure you go into the Church, it's beautiful.

OK I we reported my post and requested it be removed as I’ve now checked Kelly’s instagram and the photo isn’t there, so I asked Grok to identify it and it can’t be confirmed as being anything to do with her.

God knows where it came from. Still very poor taste whoever decided to dress a child like that.

No! We have enough books on the bookstall and anything non-alcoholic or not chocolate doesn't go down well on the raffle. We do have a couple of wobbly tables though!

That Markus guy is the celeb-world equivalent of Dave Gardner. Imagine if he wrote a book…

Any dog bowls or necklaces?!

I'd never heard of Dave Gardner so I looked him up. Imagine calling your child Grey. Not even a middle name. Might as well have called him Yawn .
Sorry I seem to be in derail mode today. I'll keep taking the pills.

That'll be the bric a brac stall. "One dog bowl, invisibly mended and you can't see the join."

Not for a princess’s first name. And even if it had a Princess Elizabeth could not be confused with Queen Elizabeth,

😂

What a headline from The Times..
Project Rehabilite Image is all gone Pete Tong

Ok but if it involves any kind of speech e.g. "Father Christmas will be in the grotto at 3pm and JudgeJ's tombola stall is open now" you might want to prep a prompt card for him, in case he forgets what to say.