HaM PR disasters 43: AI crashes but amethyst flashes

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Hope no-one minds that I started this one...

Continuing the saga of Sussex PR disasters.

Not broken dog bowls or broken necklaces, we're not peasants doncha know!

He always looks furious when things don't go his way, but I agree that facing Meghan after failing again may not have been pleasant

There are actually quite a lot of failures he's brought home to her ... the refusal of his security demands, the lost court cases (which she probably got sick of him obsessing over anyway), the lack of access to the RF and the content it would have brought, the disappearance of the A listers his title might have attracted and more

And then some wonder why she's keeping her head down and not supporting him at events ...

I'm envisioning the tech person turning out to be the guy shoved in the street by Harry's security 😁.

I would never hire him for anything. He turns a minor tech glitch into drama. Not worth it

He is too thick to recognise the single common factor in things going wrong, him.

There was the whole school fiasco last week also.. maybe Haz should just go with plan a of being a private citizen instead of public figure!

Not for a princess’s first name. And even if it had a Princess Elizabeth could not be confused with Queen Elizabeth,
There was an 'issue' apparently when HMLQE2 came to the throne because her mother was still Queen Elizabeth too. So we got Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother, and for the new queen we had Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth. Apparently the Queen mum was quite pleased because she was a Queen twice over!

Currently on page 11, and talk of what the big reveal (if any) of the Hamlets made me think of one of my favourite singers, Orville Peck,who is known for wearing masks due to his nerves. His voice is incredible (sorry, got distracted).

Maybe the Hamlet's will be allowed masks one day, instead of just backs of heads.

Tech glitches are part of the course. Happens all the time but most people unaware as the speaker is knowledgeable and passionate about what they are talking about. H too lazy to learn. Simple. He's also not interested. However, I blame whoever allowed him the platform. He's totally unfit for this role. This was his chance to prove himself but he blew it but tech guy gets the blame

I bet the MIGS stress-test different ways in which an appearance might go wrong when they prep one of the WRF for an engagement.

H just doesn't have the mental bandwidth or flexibility to do that for himself, and I bet he'd interpret anyone trying to help him think it through as them being negative and wrecking his vibes (or just being boring).

Did Hazard have another speech with travelyst ???

I thought omid was dumped ??? William at fault

https://www.dailymail.com/news/royals/article-16159567/King-Charles-warming-Harry-Meghan-Omid-Scobie-William-Kate.html

Oh, I could have a craft stall, make-your-own dog bowl, a lovely Christmas gift for a dog-loving relative, we've already started it, glue supplied to complete it. Give your sweetheart a lovely bead necklace, kits available at reasonable prices. Thanks for the ideas!

I'll always believe, @Starryfifty, that it's more likely the repulsive Scobie was frightened off by the family's lawyers after naming Charles and Catherine as the "royal racists"

Isn't it ironic, though, that a creature who pretended to have the inside track apparently knew nothing about the "great return"?

If you could make them indestructible even better!

This from The Times. Now people can have their opinions about JRM - I do. But he can be witty - cf David Dimbleby making a pointed remark at him on Question Time about his son going to Eton - JRM "As did yours" . Even Dimbleby had to laugh.

This made me giggle " Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg, who served as lord president of the Privy Council, tells me: “It is lucky the teleprompter didn’t fail his namesake Henry V when he led his men into battle at Agincourt.”

You got the child wrong. This article says Catherine allegedly wanted to call her first-born, i.e. George, Alexander or Alexandra if it was a girl.

Not sure how Myers knows any of this anyhow. Sounds like another one of those "royal biographies" by people who know pretty much nothing, but try to stir up some controversy to get headlines and sell books.

How exactly would Myers know what Catherine wanted to call her child? And, really, once your son or daughter is going to be King or Queen really care what his or her name is, as long as it's not cheesy (e.g. Archie or Lilibet)? Even if William and Catherine had a discussion and she suggested Alexander or John and William suggested George or Albert and in the end they chose George, that's not "vetoing", that's just choosing one name.

By the way, it's Catherine, not "Kate".

Whoa, I have him earmarked to switch on our Christmas lights. We know how to treat a celebrity. We’ve had Jimmy Cricket in the past.

Do you have a qualified electrician and the fire service on stand by? 😎

That deserves a laugh emoji , which we have been deprived of by the powers that be , dark forces , establishment stitch up etc . 😊
Please accept this from "an underdog" 😂

Funnily enough the fire station is within easy reach! And they could do with a new reserve.

I am afraid that now you have had Jimmy Cricket to flick the switch Hazza cannot compete. As we know Hazza can never be second best and his clothes are worse.

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I concede. We don’t have the technology for a teleprompter anyway.

Neither did Harry, apparently 🤪

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