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HaM PR disasters 43: AI crashes but amethyst flashes

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bluegreygreen · 23/09/2026 22:36

Hope no-one minds that I started this one...

Continuing the saga of Sussex PR disasters.

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CrookedEaredCorgi · 24/09/2026 21:55

Listening to Piers Morgan, he talks about being on friendly terms with Diana and having lunch with her at Kensington Palace, 13 year old William was present. She discussed everything with him, her lovers etc. She justified telling all in front of William on grounds he would hear about it/read about it anyway.
I'm truly appalled that she did this. So many things wrong with this - firstly obviously the topics of conversation, fancy discussing her affairs in front of her 13 year old son, and doing so in the presence of a newspaper editor!
I can't imagine what William made of it all though I suppose it is likely to have considerably influenced how he approaches his own dealings with the press (determination to not make the same mistakes as his mother perhaps).

Obviously her death was a great tragedy, and no one wishes a young boy to lose his mother, but I do think, had she lived, she'd have been an ongoing source of embarrassment and a general thorn in the side of the monarchy and William as he gradually took on more Royal duties and prepared for his eventual role as King. I think there'd have been mother in law issues too, and jealousy of other grandparents and time allocated with the grandchildren etc. W&C's marriage and cosy relationship with the Middletons would likely have been quite difficult with her around too.

HolidayHideaway · 24/09/2026 21:58

FancyKitten · 24/09/2026 21:46

I don’t know… Meghan, who has more front than Brighton Pier, appears to be fresh out of ideas. What is she going to do next? Appears she was handing the baton to H, now they’re back in his territory, and he has dropped it. She can’t rely on him to make his own dime.

I don’t know… he’s PH & that still means ££ & gigs.

JustHereForTheShitsAndGiggles · 24/09/2026 22:03

IcedPurple · 24/09/2026 16:35

It also shows that he didn't bother to rehearse the speech. If he had, he would have been able to muddle through with the help of notes even without the teleprompt. Instead he was 100% reliant on technology, kind of ironic given the theme. It's also obvious that someone else wrote the speech, which is pretty normal for 'celebrities' but still you'd expect the speaker to have some input into the content, even if a professional made it into a coherent speech. He's just an empty vessel.

I think he had no clue what the speech was and actually thought he'd finished it when the autocue cut out. Hence the "that's it".

Usernameinabeyance · 24/09/2026 22:05

FancyKitten · 24/09/2026 21:46

I don’t know… Meghan, who has more front than Brighton Pier, appears to be fresh out of ideas. What is she going to do next? Appears she was handing the baton to H, now they’re back in his territory, and he has dropped it. She can’t rely on him to make his own dime.

So normally this is when a sleb couple has a band aid baby, or calls the divorce attorney in for irreconcilable differences.

I'm not saying that will happen here. I honestly can't tell from one minute to the next:

In the US til 5 minutes before term, oh they want to be in the UK, oh not that school, too rush houry, new school, warmth, kindness, motorcades etc, oh now one of them is back in the US, one of them is living the UK countryside dream but not the English one, he's there where she's from, she's here where he's from, having hated it and flounced, they wanted to be with KC3 post cancer etc, but actually it's all about CS, late Lady Di and here's a book mark for The Book nobody mention the other uncle. Air travel is bad. So we'll take about 17 transatlantic flights and use AI to tell you AI is bad but it's definitely NOT their fault in any way if things go a bit pear shaped. The unroyal re-royal not working, working-if-the-price-is-right abeyanced Duchy of Merch here's a link to the very exclusive shop. We don't want Frogmore but who wants to be our millionaire we need a new pad. Where is the securityyyyy 🦢🇬🇧👑

BasiliskStare · 24/09/2026 22:10

CathyorClaire · 24/09/2026 20:32

Does he ever not speak 'as a father'?

That's it Grin

Oh @CathyorClaire ( value your opinion as I actually do ) I must disagree . Sometimes he speaks as his mother's son. He has more than one string to his bow. Get with the programme 😎😉

I do get your point for the avoidance of doubt.

DancingFerret · 24/09/2026 22:10

I really do need to stay away from SM...

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Usernameinabeyance · 24/09/2026 22:23

BasiliskStare · 24/09/2026 22:10

Oh @CathyorClaire ( value your opinion as I actually do ) I must disagree . Sometimes he speaks as his mother's son. He has more than one string to his bow. Get with the programme 😎😉

I do get your point for the avoidance of doubt.

Granny got a name check today too.

fuschiaproudparrot · 24/09/2026 22:28

Usernameinabeyance · 24/09/2026 22:05

So normally this is when a sleb couple has a band aid baby, or calls the divorce attorney in for irreconcilable differences.

I'm not saying that will happen here. I honestly can't tell from one minute to the next:

In the US til 5 minutes before term, oh they want to be in the UK, oh not that school, too rush houry, new school, warmth, kindness, motorcades etc, oh now one of them is back in the US, one of them is living the UK countryside dream but not the English one, he's there where she's from, she's here where he's from, having hated it and flounced, they wanted to be with KC3 post cancer etc, but actually it's all about CS, late Lady Di and here's a book mark for The Book nobody mention the other uncle. Air travel is bad. So we'll take about 17 transatlantic flights and use AI to tell you AI is bad but it's definitely NOT their fault in any way if things go a bit pear shaped. The unroyal re-royal not working, working-if-the-price-is-right abeyanced Duchy of Merch here's a link to the very exclusive shop. We don't want Frogmore but who wants to be our millionaire we need a new pad. Where is the securityyyyy 🦢🇬🇧👑

Maybe this is a separation of their interests and professional and personal lives. Harry here with the kids. Meghan elsewhere. Maybe she's bored with a lifestyle with kids as she's been with her other projects. Pastures new ?

fuschiaproudparrot · 24/09/2026 22:30

Starryfifty · 24/09/2026 21:31

They always dust themselves off and move on. He has had many disastrous speeches etc yet continues to get away with it

To be fair though this is a corker !

smilesy · 24/09/2026 22:31

Usernameinabeyance · 24/09/2026 22:23

Granny got a name check today too.

Joking aside, it’s interesting how everyone in the Sussexes world is always referred to by their relationship to Harry or Meghan. It’s always “my husband”, “my wife”, “my husband’s grandmother” etc. No one ever has a name. It makes all their relationships with their families seem impersonal. I honestly can’t remember if they refer to their children by their names

Mylovelygreendress · 24/09/2026 22:40

smilesy · 24/09/2026 22:31

Joking aside, it’s interesting how everyone in the Sussexes world is always referred to by their relationship to Harry or Meghan. It’s always “my husband”, “my wife”, “my husband’s grandmother” etc. No one ever has a name. It makes all their relationships with their families seem impersonal. I honestly can’t remember if they refer to their children by their names

Yes but woe betide anyone who does not refer to them by their titles .

fuschiaproudparrot · 24/09/2026 22:45

Saw this elsewhere had to bring it here 😂

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Bigcat25 · 24/09/2026 23:11

JSMill · 24/09/2026 20:04

He’s being paid for that! Wtf?

I assuming it was a paid speaking gig. I don't know that for a fact though!

AlexandraCarrington · 24/09/2026 23:15

Why did a serious organisation invite him to talk about something he knows nothing about? The only thing he brings to the occasion is his title, and surely Americans aren't impressed by that?

Opening a Christmas Bazaar in lieu of a soap star is more his level.

BasiliskStare · 24/09/2026 23:19

Usernameinabeyance · 24/09/2026 22:23

Granny got a name check today too.

Trying to go for the Royal Flush then 😂

I haven't seen / heard that but there must be a joke there somewhere, but I'm not going there

Thank you @Usernameinabeyance

Whoopiedooo · 24/09/2026 23:21

smilesy · 24/09/2026 22:31

Joking aside, it’s interesting how everyone in the Sussexes world is always referred to by their relationship to Harry or Meghan. It’s always “my husband”, “my wife”, “my husband’s grandmother” etc. No one ever has a name. It makes all their relationships with their families seem impersonal. I honestly can’t remember if they refer to their children by their names

I wonder if we should refer to them as Harry's wife, or indeed Megan's current husband.

Bigcat25 · 24/09/2026 23:27

Ok I stand corrected. I looked it up and apparently none of the speakers at the CGI were compensated. (Although perhaps they covered transport.)

AlexandraCarrington · 24/09/2026 23:28

“my husband’s grandmother”

Wasn't it at least once 'his grandmother' - even worse.

Even Prince Charles and Princess Anne used to say 'the Queen' when referring to her in interviews.

MeghansMerkin · 24/09/2026 23:38

Bigcat25 · 24/09/2026 23:27

Ok I stand corrected. I looked it up and apparently none of the speakers at the CGI were compensated. (Although perhaps they covered transport.)

It’s interesting that PH takes on all of these unpaid charity appointments and unpaid speaking events - are they effectively ‘loss leaders’ to generate a buzz / brand for MM solely to grasp / grift / grab commercial opportunities - because there don’t seem to be any rolling in for PH and she doesn’t seem to be doing anything for free.

MeghansMerkin · 24/09/2026 23:39

Whoopiedooo · 24/09/2026 23:21

I wonder if we should refer to them as Harry's wife, or indeed Megan's current husband.

Maybe Meghan’s STBXH and Harry’s STBXW

canklesmctacotits · 24/09/2026 23:39

On the topic of PR disasters, I’m not sure how to classify this. Firstly, a couple of threads ago I posted something that turned out to be fake and had it removed: my AI radar isn’t fully developed so I may have this wrong too! I also don’t have Twitter or Instagram myself so can’t check any of this. But on another forum I’ve seen the following posted (they were links which I have screenshotted as I don’t know how to work links!). I think this has to fall under the category of PR given how close these two women appear to be, but it says something. Not sure what.

HaM PR disasters 43: AI crashes but amethyst flashes
HaM PR disasters 43: AI crashes but amethyst flashes
KilkennyCats · 24/09/2026 23:50

MeghansMerkin · 24/09/2026 23:38

It’s interesting that PH takes on all of these unpaid charity appointments and unpaid speaking events - are they effectively ‘loss leaders’ to generate a buzz / brand for MM solely to grasp / grift / grab commercial opportunities - because there don’t seem to be any rolling in for PH and she doesn’t seem to be doing anything for free.

Probably hoping if he shines brightly enough the paid gigs will come rolling in.
I doubt the phone is ringing off the hook, though. Certainly not after that unmitigated disaster.

Ratherhaveacupofteaandabiscuit · 24/09/2026 23:51

CrookedEaredCorgi · 24/09/2026 21:55

Listening to Piers Morgan, he talks about being on friendly terms with Diana and having lunch with her at Kensington Palace, 13 year old William was present. She discussed everything with him, her lovers etc. She justified telling all in front of William on grounds he would hear about it/read about it anyway.
I'm truly appalled that she did this. So many things wrong with this - firstly obviously the topics of conversation, fancy discussing her affairs in front of her 13 year old son, and doing so in the presence of a newspaper editor!
I can't imagine what William made of it all though I suppose it is likely to have considerably influenced how he approaches his own dealings with the press (determination to not make the same mistakes as his mother perhaps).

Obviously her death was a great tragedy, and no one wishes a young boy to lose his mother, but I do think, had she lived, she'd have been an ongoing source of embarrassment and a general thorn in the side of the monarchy and William as he gradually took on more Royal duties and prepared for his eventual role as King. I think there'd have been mother in law issues too, and jealousy of other grandparents and time allocated with the grandchildren etc. W&C's marriage and cosy relationship with the Middletons would likely have been quite difficult with her around too.

Agreed. I have always thought the same.

Diana was a very insecure and therefore jealous person who would find it hard to come second her her sons lives.

Had H still married M it would have been very interesting to see Diana, arch press manipulator, take her on.

I think Diana would not have liked her at all, there not being room for two “stars”.

Kate, being quieter and not one to push herself forward, might have ended up as the more favoured daughter in law once M arrived as contrast.

StartupRepair · 24/09/2026 23:52

Markus and Soho House really are the one constant in Meghan's life, aren't they?

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