Ham pr disasters 41! ..untitled!

[jeffgoldblum]

Still interested, still not bored!

While I have been known to say that the turning up is the main point of a visit and not the clothes they should be appropriate! Harry is such a scruff with his faded blacks on and scuffed old desert boots. As a former military man he should be decently dressed and behave appropriately. It seems all his training has deserted him completely. You can usually tell a military person by their bearing - him no. He's a slouch. I recall an absolutely awful boy at a school I taught at returning in his uniform as a Scots Guard. My god the difference. He actually came back to apologise for his behaviour.

Right, thanks.
I've Googled "red velvet cake cat in the hat" and seen some nice cake-y renditions of said feline.
I guess that's it?

Oh good!! Was worried it was something like the roast chicken thing!!

Sainsbury’s deal ? What have I missed ? I must admit to struggling to keep up this week due to extra public service events ( additional shifts in Foodbank)

Twat in a hat more like.

Anyway, here is the X official Invictus account with their post about the school visit. It’s worth it just for the comments

x.com/birmingham2027/status/2101044013344145733?s=46&t=r558CTZgqkRnEyRy3wUq3g

@fuschiaproudparrot

As a former military man he should be decently dressed and behave appropriately. It seems all his training has deserted him completely.

100%, Very very very much agree with this.

Please excuse the language but FFS he's been through Sandhurst, and then served for quite a few years as an officer.

Now here I'm assuming but at least prior to his flying phase he must have spent time leading/addressing/briefing his section/platoon or whatever of troops.

He should have retained enough of that "lived experience" to be able to judge an occasion, dress appropriately for that occasion, and be able to address a room full of individuals in a coherent manner.

If he now needs M to steer him or hold his hand at public events something has changed...

The comments on x are pretty damning and a lot of concern over his drug use

Not only should Harry know this due to his military training, you would think that he would also know from his time in the RF what style of dress is appropriate. So despite this double whammy, it’s all gone 🤷‍♀️

I saw a clip of Edward chatting to children. Out of all the RF I would consider him quite uncharismatic but he was brilliant with them. Very funny and knowledgeable

I wouldn’t want Harry near any school my kids attend. Not just under the banner Invinctus but also anything to do with mental health and children (or anything else for that matter).

That's ok thanks. I am just speculating.

Thanks for these threads by the way. Much appreciated.

Should have finished last post. H has zero personality/ charisma. The kid who complained about the six cameras in his face? H should have taken his feelings on board but didn't. Proceeded jumping around pointing to his crotch

Well, there you go - a learning opportunity from Harry after all

If we're all right about him being stoned he could feature in PSHE too, or wherever it is that they teach "Stay away from drugs, kids, or you could turn out like that"

I am just speculating. :-)

Bear in mind as you read these DOs and DON'Ts to arranging a school that Meghan is fanatical about detail and very worried about securidy:

1. DO select a school because lots of posh boy actors went there, and learnt how to breath fire and be frightening like an extinct beast
2. DO NOT check how far the school is from the massive house you are living in rent free
3. DO NOT check how long the journey from your rent-free massive house to the school will take
4. DO watch your securidy team do a dummy (😆) run in the school holidays and feel reassured
5. DO NOT read the duration of the school day for your children's year group because the fact that one finishes lh hour and 20 minutes before the other makes no difference to pick-up arrangements
6. DO add yourself to the class WhatsApp chat so c.100 people you have never met or had security screened can contact you

The bus lane comment is causing me great merriment, especially the word 'even': 'We weren't even allowed to use the bus lane.'

Listen, HAM, when I motored down a short stretch of an empty bus lane in the Islington rush hour in 1989 in order to do a left turn, I was pulled over by a policeman. And I wasn't even part of a motorcade. To this day, I remain convinced that I got away with a verbal caution because a) I turned off 'Legend' at speed b) I was humble. I digress. HAM have so much in common with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump: they want to be World King or Mon-ark, as M says, because we don't do gendered language.

A securidy expert on The Daily T estimates the bill for HAM'S securidy would be £7m to £12m pa. The route to school would have to be changed each day. As the Extinct-Firebreathing-Creature School can only be approached by one narrow lane, it was always going to be a non-starter. One as to wonder about the competence of HAM's private securidy. Did they even do a recce?

Typo

His self indulgent word salad is just horrendous. It's the same old shite time and time again. I'm pretty sure Meg writes them for him

Meghan using the swan emoji on that post is very telling indeed - I try not to use sweeping judgements, but what a cow!

It definitely has nothing even remotely connected to her brand, unless she’s planning to add something like swan pie to her new UK range - which wouldn’t surprise me given the amount of research she seems to put into most of her endeavours 😂

The classroom is not H's natural environment. If he knew what he was doing, he would crouch down or sit at the table, not tower above the pupils.

I certainly wouldn't want my children or grandchildren listening to the badly written, thoroughly depressing and demoralising speech he gave.
Dreadful message.

A bad move from HAM. CS is getting slated over this book and he is coming off very badly. If HAM aren't careful, there will be no more cosy teas with the "adored grandchildren "

Quite, I felt thoroughly depressed by the end of it!

"Now, boys and girls, we all have to listen to a talk by some coked-up scruffy bloke about how shit your lives are going to be."

As a former military man he should be decently dressed and behave appropriately. It seems all his training has deserted him completely.

I guess no one reminded him/laid suitable clothes out.

Totally agree. How DARE they?

He's a self confessed drug user. I'm baffled he'd be allowed a school visit