Warning ! A Blind which might cause offence . Scroll past if not interested
So, let me tell you a story. We are going back in time. I call this her athlete period. Although there have been athletes since, this was next level of athlete appreciation if you know what I mean. To start, lets go back to a Tweet from earlier this week, shortly after her split from the television producer who did not get her more famous. The publicist of the alliterate one got her a gig as co-host of an award show. I know. I know. And for the record no one knew who she was. Literally. Everyone knew her co-host, but no one knew her. No one had seen her show. It was just some random American woman co-hosting this show. Anyway, as the Tweet indicated, the alliterate one met and f**ked this foreign born former A list athlete who has quite the celebrity career and is currently with the woman who is responsible for One Direction.
So, at the time the alliterate one and the celebrity hooked up, he was dating someone, but the alliterate one broke that up. It was basically a one night stand, but she did manage to ruin the relationship. Now, what happened next has been written up and cited and no one is questioning the wonderful writing of the reporter who sat down with the alliterate one at Soho in London for three bottles of fizz. What she wrote is 100% accurate. What she didn't know at the time, but the darling friends of the alliterate one know who are writing the book is that the alliterate one left that fizz filled interview and went straight to the house of the foreign born permanent A list soccer player mentioned in the article.
The soccer player was in between reality stars at that time, although one would enter his life shortly thereafter. The alliterate one stayed with him for multiple days and nights. The catch was she wasn't allowed to use her phone because he knew who she was. Apparently, she did get two very clothed photos of them together which have been seen by her book writing friends. She thought she got the bag, but what she got was a boot out the door after a couple of days.
She was the same age as him, but that was too old for him. Plus, he liked them freaky and she was anything but as far as he was concerned. After hooking up with a millionaire she met at the Soho bar who also wasn't interested, she headed home, determined that she was going to get an athlete.
So, in the US, almost right away she got a gig that was going to put her right smack in the middle of dozens of pro athletes. She thought she had it made. What she hadn't thought of is that every other B list actress was also there and throwing themselves at the athletes too. Oh, and this is where the alliterate one says she became best friends with the GOAT. OK. So, the alliterate one is throwing herself at these athletes and making it very clear she will do anything with any of them.
She finally got a bite. To be fair, a big bite. A pro QB. One who actually ended up playing for a decade. Of course he has drinking and drug issues and somewhat of a temper, but he also has been a color guy for a long time now too. He played college ball in California so they had that in common and a love of coke. The season had just ended and our QB was feeling bold. He had just ended a relationship with a D lister who was super super super young at the time and he got a lot of flack, so here was this television actress who would party and f*k and that is what he wanted. They did so for about a week and then he dumped her. Ghosted her for an A list party and he was photographed taking someone much higher on the list who he had also been f*king when not with the alliterate one. This kind of turned our actress against athletes for quite some time. Maybe until the golfer.