What should Charles give Trump on the state visit?

[NotDarkGothicMama]

As a present is customary, I was thinking a nice big statue or plaque commemorating the British and American soldiers who have fought and sometimes died as allies.

A black eye

A shiner. The cold shoulder. What will Charles do if Trump decides to verbally lay into him publicly?

Great minds @PigglyWigglyOhYeah

Herpes.

Perhaps others are more deserving of a gift on this occasion?

A kick in the nuts.

The finger.

A new colouring book, not the adult one though

A Glasgow kiss

A good knee in the nuts

If you give me until tomorrow morning, I'll have a bag of dog shit that I can contribute. That do?

Haha yes, all of the above, but... the Brits and especially the royal family are masters of making a point in such a painfully nice way that it's possible to deny any accusations of wanting to cause offence. Given Trump's awful comments about the British armed forces, I think a nice monument would do the job.

A model of HMS Queen Elizabeth

A bag of toy soldiers and a water pistol.

Make him a Knight of the Farter ?

He likes trophies.

A great big smack in the chops and a hefty kick up the arse, for starters.

Ebola

A severe talking-to.

As we say in Glasgow..a swift boot in the baws!

I’d imagine with his colourful past, he will already have it! 😅

There should be a spare Corgi or two now that the official dog sitter is persona non-grata.

A spoon to help him with his stirring?

Andrew.

He won't. Trump fawns over royalty like a slapped puppy. He does it with all the Gulf royals too.