What should Charles give Trump on the state visit?

[NotDarkGothicMama]

As a present is customary, I was thinking a nice big statue or plaque commemorating the British and American soldiers who have fought and sometimes died as allies.

A beautiful jar of bright orange marmalade

A Pussy Hat

As an American, my gift would be a swift kick to the arse out of my country.

Tell him the king is naming a wind farm after him.

A kick up the arse

Well they thought they were getting Tower bridge once before and they got the ‘old’ London bridge. Maybe something similar to amuse us all in years to come @NotDarkGothicMama 😬

The Queen was a master of diplomacy. When she said “some memories may differ”after Harry and Megan’s tirade of accusations it was the understatement of the year.
The King’s intelligence and diplomacy will take care of the situation. What a contrast to the buffoon who resides in the Whitehouse now. What should he give him? Don’t tempt me…………

Nice hot cuppa hemlock

An actual statue of Harry's helicopter dash would work well with my idea. Gilded, of course. And massive.

God, I would give anything to see Princess Anne step in to "cover for Camilla". That would be genius.

I don't know who I feel worse for, King Charles to have to be diplomatic yet again with that horrific narcissist or Queen Camilla given her support for women's support charities. What a hideous position to be in.

😂

I actually think it would be so much better if the women ran the show. Anne is clearly much more suited to being monarch than any of her brothers. Charlotte seems to be in the same mould. Catherine and Sophie seem very level headed, sensible and capable, as does Camilla. I was never a fan of Camilla, but she hasn’t put a foot wrong since Charles married her. The men seem churlish, self absorbed , lacking in judgement and given to fits of anger.

I agree Anne and Camilla would be a cracking duo if we sent them off to see Trump. The only trouble is Melania. The day activities she did with the royal ladies during the UK state visit were really not in her comfort zone.

Maybe not, but Melania looked at her happiest and most engaged during those days activities!

A painting of Charles I’s execution

Some concrete boots.

A public screening in Times Square of this make-up tutorial

Yes Melania did a children's event, I think it was for the Scouts, with the P of Wales where she seemed to be having a good time.

One kid asked what her favourite bug was and she replied "A ladybug". Another kid called out something like "You mean the 1st Lady Bug?" He was all of 4 or 5, so funny. Was the 1st time I've seen Melania acting human.

I saw this on FB today. Maybe KC could take a spare pillow?

A bunch of fives

Camilla is taking a stuffed toy.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cql7q7xk3d5o

A voucher for Tantastic.

A brain cell.

Trump could put it in display it in his new ballroom because I am sure he wouldn’t use it.

A ticket back to America. We don’t want him here.

The King is going to the States, not vice versa. But yes Trump can stay there.