What should Charles give Trump on the state visit?

[NotDarkGothicMama]

As a present is customary, I was thinking a nice big statue or plaque commemorating the British and American soldiers who have fought and sometimes died as allies.

A Glasgow kiss.

He could wear a Canadian pin !

Or Andrew ? Two birds with one stone!

A globe as Trump clearly doesn’t know where key geographical bottlenecks are.

A fat lip.

Manners?

I think Charles should bring back a momento of his travels for us back home...Hawaii would be nice.

A lecture on climate change.

Genius!

He should challenge him to a dual - pistols at dawn on the lawns at Windsor Castle. Only Trump gets a Nerf gun and Charles gets an AK47. And Charles gets a two second head start as it’s his house. Then Camilla and Melania will mud wrestle to the death - Camilla’s dogs are allowed to join in. I’d pay good money to watch both of those events 👍.

The Art of War by Sun Tzu

Obama's books, a complete set with bonus Michelle Obama editions.

While he’s at it, also a lecture on the fact that vaccines are safe, the 2020 election wasn’t stolen, mainstream media is generally more reliable than the likes of Fox, NATO and other international bodies are not trying to coordinate to create an authoritarian world government. Oh and all that bluster about how Britain never helps the US but they always help us is factually incorrect - I don’t recall them helping us with the Falklands, they did help with WW1 and WW2 but only after several years, Britain helped the US invade Afghanistan after the 9/11 attacks.

Arsenic.

Can’t deny my initial reaction was “a punch in the face”.

Bit as is the glorious humour of MN I have to give credit for “Andrew” and “manners” 🤣

One of his watercolours.

A throat punch

Nobel Piss Prize and a value size tube of St Moritz (shade - Neon Orange Ultra).

The present Trump wants is the presence of Royalty. KCIII / UK should withhold it. Trump has been remarkably disrespectful about the UK Armed Forces. The head of whom is KCIII.

A toy aircraft carrier.

A Bible held the right way up .
Princess Anne to accompany him and avoid eye contact .
A Palestinian scarf.

I would love him to great him wearing full regalia including ermine robe, sceptre and crown . Trump would be so jealous.

I’m sure there is some ancient stick in the tower to London to spot devils. Wave that at him, see what the evangelicals make of that

A hefty knee in the knackers then step aside before he gets up and let Camilla give him a stamp with her heel on the aforementioned knackers.

The bill for filling my oil tank

Dorset Knob Biscuits. Very apt.

A heider from the royal crown
A whack in the bas with the royal sceptre.
Ya orange cunt ye!!