What should Charles give Trump on the state visit?

[NotDarkGothicMama]

As a present is customary, I was thinking a nice big statue or plaque commemorating the British and American soldiers who have fought and sometimes died as allies.

A wearable target.

A puzzle box containing a tiny model of a wind turbine.

Anne is the son Philip never had.
Oh, and Fergie would be a lovely gift.

A jumper knitted from wool grown by sheep in the Falklands.

Poison?

A good punch up the bracket.

A fresh steaming shite, preferably sloppy.

A flak jacket

Well apparently he's related to James !! And follows that royal line

🤣🤣

A history of constitutional democracy.

Well, he seems to have handed him his arse, going by C3's speech to Congress.

The bell from HMS Trump.
That’s a great gift tbf.
And a great speech to go alongside it

I thought that bell was a perfect present. I am sure Trump was tickled pink with it. *

*I know , I know - how can you tell under all that orange.

A giant gobstopper
Makeup remover

That's animal cruelty, it might poison them or at a minimum give them an upset tummy.

I wonder if it was a hint at a well known phrase that escapes me temporarily. Bell….something 🤔😂

It was an utterly genius gift - designed to flatter Trump’s ego, genuinely personal and unique, gave Charles the opportunity for some great lines in his speech and a gift to wits in the English-speaking world to boot. Hard to think how it could have been bettered.

I have laughed over this thread and came back now we know what the present was.

I agree it was a genius gift in so many ways. You have expressed it perfectly.

Some serious thought has gone into this trip. It shows. It’s a master class in PR.

The speeches C gave at the WH and Congress were absolutely brilliant. I can’t believe he got 12 standing ovations in Congress. I wonder if they were just happy to hear some sanity from a head of state.

Yep, absolutely brilliant. T'internet loves it.

What was given? Missed it?

Apparently there was a submarine called the HMS Trump and KCIII gave Trump the bell from it.

A prison sentence