What should Charles give Trump on the state visit?

[NotDarkGothicMama]

As a present is customary, I was thinking a nice big statue or plaque commemorating the British and American soldiers who have fought and sometimes died as allies.

A gilded bust of QEII.

A smile and a shake of the head, in place of a hand shake.

A klop in the pisk.

A cyanide pill

A book on manners and etiquette.
Drugs to accelerate his dementia so that he can be declared not fit for office.
A map of the Middle East.

A Chelsea smile?

A visit from the SAS

The flag is already correct. And a lot of native Hawaiians still hold a grudge against the US for the way that their queen was overthrown and they were annexed by the US.

The cold shoulder

A bunch of fives.
And slip a triple dose of laxative into his after dinner coffee.

He doesn’t need them by all accounts. Always has a full nappy according to a lot of people who’ve had the misfortune to meet him.

A horse.

A one way ticket back to USA

a lead asprin

A history lesson.

He’s obsessed with wind turbines so how about one of those little plastic windmills you put in sandcastles? It could be a nice, shiny gold colour to hold his attention.
He does like a Sharpie so perhaps a pack of those?
A neck pillow for when he falls asleep in the middle of meetings? Perhaps it could have a picture of a gold crown on.

A squishy press me fidget toy made of school children's snot.

A dummy, the big orange bairn.

A can of petrol. That rare commodity.

BTW this thread has me laughing my head off, thanks all. I needed that!

A kick up the arse.

The finger

An oily Royal Handjob

He should present him with a picture of his son dashing to that helicopter in Afghanistan and ask him for a picture of a Trump Jnr fighting in Helmand Province.

Gonna need a bigger venue